Sure, Casper. “Love and be happy,” I bet that’s an easy thing to do when you’re shacked up with a hot older lady who takes you to McDonald’s and gives you $10,000 a week. Yep, you’re living the dream, Casper, and on some level, I’ve got to respect that. But on most other levels, you still seem like a pompous little asshole.
And this “age is just a number” nonsense you’re trying to sell on your Twitter? Ain’t nobody buying it, my friend.
Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite……….. To be continued
Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining……… To be continued
We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; Love and be happy!
Jennifer Lopez retweeted all this, by the way, so I guess this is some united front about endless hearts and infinite souls. And trust me, you guys, normally I would be all about this kind of thing. I would be like “yeah, you’re right, my heart is endless, Casper!” But not this time.
This time, it’s weird and it creeps me out. Does it creep you out? Because yeah, to a certain extent, age is irrelevant, but when there’s an age difference of 20 years between you and your significant other, ages are more than “mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth.” It’s all about experiences. Jennifer Lopez’s career really got started back in 1991 on In Living Color, when Casper was around four years old. She’s recorded seven albums. She’s been nominated for two Grammys, she’s won two MTV Video Music Awards, and three American Music Awards. She’s been married three times. She has two children. Casper Smart … he’s a backup dancer. He’s 24 years old. He’s a 24-year-old that looks about 17. What could these two really have in common?
Just for funzies, here’s a couple more tweets from little Casper:
Its called #GOSSIP for a reason…..Don’t believe everything on the internet!!!
Oh, and just a few days after we got the news that J Lo gives him that $10,000 a week allowance, he tweeted “pic of me and my 1st toy,” along with this picture:
And the very next day, he gave out this tweet, “Lil cold right now But heres Me and one of my other toys… Goin snowboarding next week!!” Here’s the pic:
So don’t believe everything you read on the internet, all right? But go ahead and believe that a backup dancer can suddenly afford fancy new jet skis and motorcycles. It’s totally more plausible than anything you’ll read here.
Are you guys as creeped out but also fascinated by this whole thing as I am?