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Jennifer Lopez Bought Casper Smart A New Toy

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Okay, here’s what I don’t get. Jennifer Lopez is hot as hell, she’s rich, she’s… moderately talented (???) and could likely have any man she wants. So why the hell does she keep getting with these scrubs? Marc Anthony was one, and now Casper Smart? Just when she thought she’d freed herself from the man-child, they got back together and now they’re walking around having a grand old time, Jennifer acting like a normal person, Casper on his shiny little toy hoverboard/fake Segway?

I really don’t get this coupling at all. Anyone care to explain? I literally have nothing else to say here and don’t understand how JLo justifies this to herself every morning.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Sexiness Could Land Her In Jail

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Late last month, Jennifer Lopez performed at the Mawazine World Rhythms International Music Festival in Morocco, and everyone seemed to enjoy the performance. Well, not everyone, actually – apparently the concert was a little TOO sexy for some people’s tastes and now she’s being sued for it.

From TMZ:

J.Lo performed in the north African nation on May 29, and it was broadcast on public TV. The concert featured all the hallmarks of what we’d call a typical J.Lo show — sexy dancing, skimpy outfits, appropriate emphasis on her ass … and her dancers’ asses.

Problem is … according to this lawsuit, all those things have no business airing on Moroccan TV. The suit was filed by an education group which says Ms. Lopez “disturbed public order and tarnished women’s honor and respect.”

Jennifer and the promoter are being sued. In the unlikely event she’s found guilty, she faces 1 month to 2 years in prison.

We’re told J.Lo has performed in Morocco in the past without any issues — but she’s never been on TV before. But seriously, what were they expecting?

Obviously this lawsuit won’t hold much weight, especially considering Jennifer’s not even in Morocco anymore and no one is getting extradited over some prudish ladies’ complaints. Some people will find any reason to complain (particularly in a litigious way). Here’s a suggestion: Don’t like JLo? Don’t watch her perform.

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are back together

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Well, well, well, what do we have here? Jennifer Lopez split with her baby beau Casper Smart last year amidst rumours that he’d been cheating on her with a transsexual porn star or whatever, but it seems that now their relationship has been mended and they’re back on! The couple were spotted together in LA before American Idol on Wednesday night and kissed openly for everyone to see. Yeehaw.

Apparently this isn’t the first time they were spotted back together – they apparently partied at Big Sean’s House of Blues gig and went to a GQ event together recently, so it looks like it’s been back on for a little while now. I personally think JLo can do WAY better than this chump, but whatever – to each her own, I suppose.

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Jennifer Lopez feels sexier and more confident than she did in her 20s

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Jennifer Lopez has married and divorced, had two kids and she’s 45. She’s word famous and filthy rich and has been through a lot of shit. And you know what? She’s loving it. According to a new interview with the Sunday Mirror, JLo says she feels sexier and more confident now than she did when she was in her 20s.

”I think I always felt sexy. More so now. I feel more like myself and I just know myself better.

”I think in the past, the thought was your 20s are when you are at your best and after that it’s downhill. Now women are realising that we are at our best as we get older. We are attractive and we are more interesting and we are more self-assured than we were 10 years before, and there’s something sexy and attractive about that to all men.”

To be fair, JLo may have always been hot, but she’s definitely aged like a fine wine and I do think she’s even hotter in the past 5 years or so than she was back in the day. Now she just needs to get off that sinking ship that is American Idol. No paycheck is worth that indignity.

What do you think? Is JLo sexier now than ever? Do you think she’s sexy at all?

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Want to spend New Year’s Eve with Jennifer Lopez?

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If your answer is “Hell yes!”, then today is your lucky day. I mean, you won’t actually get to spend New Year’s Eve with Jennifer Lopez in any real, meaningful way, but you can at least watch her televised concert special, Dance Again, which will air on HBO on the night of December 31st. Talk about exciting!

The special follows Jennifer on tour, of course, and shows plenty of live concert footage, but it also promises to cover the “dizzying heights and the lo’s” (nevermind the fact that it’s completely incorrect grammar – get it? Lo’s?) of her behind-the-scenes life. Sounds… boring. But okay!

Here’s the trailer for Dance Again, just for you:

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Jennifer Lopez covers ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ Russia

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Hilariously, “Jennifer Lopez is 45″ was trending on Twitter the other day. This is Big News, obviously, since JLo looks all of about 30 and is still killin’ it. Case in point, her new cover of Harper’s Bazaar Russia, where she brings the serious Cell vibes and looks fantastic. She also looks… a bit whitewashed on the cover, unfortunately. What’s going on here, Russia?

Anyhoo, enjoy the rest of the photos…

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That last picture, tho… stunning!

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Ben Affleck was Jennifer Lopez’s first real heartbreak

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Jennifer Lopez was married twice before she got engaged to Ben Affleck back in the early 2000s, but she still counts him as her first real heartbreak. They broke up in 2004 and JLo moved on quickly, but that doesn’t mean she wasn’t completely destroyed by the end of their relationship.

From US Weekly:

In a new interview with Maria Shriver, set to air on the Today show on Nov. 3 and 4, the “Booty” singer shared just how devastated she was to part ways with the Gone Girl actor.

The revelation came during a discussion about Lopez’s new memoir, True Love, when Shriver noted how quick the star was to move on with another man after her broken engagement to Affleck. (Bennifer broke up in January 2004; by June of that year, the American Idol host was married to third husband Marc Anthony, with whom she later had twins Max and Emme, 6.)

“Right, you’re absolutely right,” Lopez, 45, told Shriver. “It was probably my first big heartbreak, and to have one of my best friends who I’d known for years, who I actually love and did have chemistry with, come into my life and say, ‘I’m here’…What you need to know is, nobody can save you or heal you,” she continued. “Only you can do that for you.”

The “First Love” singer has gotten better about that over time, but old habits die hard. “It’s still a work in progress for me. It’s how you feel as a child, you know, being a middle child and kind of being invisible sometimes, or, you know, trying to get the attention,” she explained.

“So what did I do? I overachieved,” she continued. “I was the one who ran track and I won medals every weekend. Or I was the one who would go on the show and steal the show. And that would give me confidence. But there was a part of me that just wanted love, that felt like she wasn’t worthy of the love.”

I love when celebs get all emo and self-reflective. That’s something most people work out on their own, in a journal or with a therapist, but celebs need the public validation of their emotions (meta in this instance, I know), so it’s extra ironic. I do like Jennifer Lopez, though, and I’m glad she got away from Marc Anthony. He always really creeped me out.

I wonder why she’s getting crazy over Ben Affleck again, though. Could it be that scene in Gone Girl that’s making her nostalgic? Heh.

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