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Ali Lohan is Important, Apparently Has a Guru

photo of ali lohan and her guru friend boyfriend pictures in hawaii pics
According to Merriam-Webster (some dictionary people and not non-legitimate word-definers like myself), a “guru” is “a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern.” Did you catch that? No? Here it is again: “A TEACHER AND ESPECIALLY INTELLECTUAL GUIDE IN MATTERS OF FUNDAMENTAL CONCERN.”

And in young Ali‘s case, you’re probably wondering what “fundamental concern” means to her. I’m guessing, in my layman’s terms, that Ali’s “fundamental concern” solely lies with what blend of Parliaments to smoke, whether or not to listen to Death Cab for Cutie or the Postal Service (sooooo retro), or sip that Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is all how Lindsay got her start, you know, so …

[I don't know if this actually is Ali's "guru," but it's a lot more plausible to think that than that he's her boyfriend or something.]

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