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10Ali Lohan is Important, Apparently Has a Guru

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According to Merriam-Webster (some dictionary people and not non-legitimate word-definers like myself), a “guru” is “a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern.” Did you catch that? No? Here it is again: “A TEACHER AND ESPECIALLY INTELLECTUAL GUIDE IN MATTERS OF FUNDAMENTAL CONCERN.”

And in young Ali‘s case, you’re probably wondering what “fundamental concern” means to her. I’m guessing, in my layman’s terms, that Ali’s “fundamental concern” solely lies with what blend of Parliaments to smoke, whether or not to listen to Death Cab for Cutie or the Postal Service (sooooo retro), or sip that Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is all how Lindsay got her start, you know, so …

[I don't know if this actually is Ali's "guru," but it's a lot more plausible to think that than that he's her boyfriend or something.]

December 13, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Ali Lohan, Aliana Lohan

10 Responses to “Ali Lohan is Important, Apparently Has a Guru”

  1. mama said knock you out says:

    oh that’s just POOTIE – lind’s long-time tag along cling on a.k.a. dealer, who she had a big falling out with the 2nd or 3rd time she tried to get sober or some shit. birds of a feather flock together, foos. his gacked out eyes speak for themselves.

  2. Sophie says:

    In the name of all that’s holy, could she look more anorexic if she tried? :(

  3. margiesque says:

    isn’t this the guy, pootie, who also ALLEGEDLY stole from Lindsay? eh?

  4. Kate says:

    And that girl is a model?

    The amount of photoshopping necessary must be mind boggling!!!

  5. Chuck says:

    Pootie? Did he also have his balls removed? With all his jewelry and the way he’s sitting, he looks like an eunuch in a harem.

  6. pufinstuf says:

    I think he looks like Pauly Shore. How’s that for retro?

  7. zelda fitzgerald says:

    how do you all know who he is? *fears for sanity*

  8. lolita says:

    In all honestly Ali is seriously ugly. The fact she thinks losing more weight will help is mind blowing.

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