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Quotables: Paris Hilton is a Gift from God

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“One of the reasons God makes celebrities or other people is to give back, and to be able to use it in a positive way.”

And by “give back,” she means that God came down from his gilded throne earlier this year and revealed her true purpose on Earth: to wipe out the influx of her new, fellow reality television stars by spreading fatal STDs amongst those to the likes of The Situation, Farrah Abraham, and Brandi Glanville. Give that back, girl.

Everything finally makes sense now.

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