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Some Pictures to Put You Off J. Lo for the Rest of the Year


Y’all know how J. Lo’s been rumored to be dating that – ugh – backup dancer, Casper Smart, right? Well it’s official. Either these two are doing it with the lights out, or Jenny from the block is just extra-friendly to most of the staff on her tour roster.

These photos are of J. Lo and her new boytoy, Casper, and they depict nothing other than gropey, smoochey, eyelash-batting lunacy that makes me think girlfriend’s either lost her mind, or she got sick and tired of sleeping next to a bitter, shriveled fig of a penis for the last few years.

To maintain some semblance of respect for a hot woman, I’m really, really hoping it’s the latter – especially since someone apparently struck out with B. Coop. No good, girl.

And finally:

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  • Ok. wow. The 3rd photo — the one of her looking oh-so-little-girl-cute is just horrifying for a 40-something-mother-of-twins. She might possibly be the most narcissistic person on the planet. Gorgeous? Yes. Immature? hell yes. Grow the F up girl!!

  • Why, oh why, do women our age – if they are any type of celebrity at all; from A-listers on down to the reality show “15-minuters”, seem completely willing to “misplace” their dignity and / or intellect only to claim to be (after the inevitable embarrassing conclusion to the ‘true-love-affair’) SHOCKED by the infidelity(ies) and immaturity of this previously “grown, wife-beyond his years, man”? Huh? Haven’t we women always prided ourselves on the fact that we, unlike our opposite sex, are never – ever – lead around by our libidos????? WTF???

  • Older women date much younger men for the same reason older men date much younger women. Because they themselves don’t have the maturity level to have a meaningful relationship with someone in their own peer group.

    • It’s not that. I date younger women because they’re hotter. I don’t want ‘meaningful’ talks, I have friends for that. If that makes me shallow then fine, but if you can choose someone equal in all respects and the deciding factor is age, then hell yes, I’ll choose young every-time.

  • she looks fine fer chrissakes ..
    (as good as possible with a big blockhead pie face) .
    ok i can’t stand her either & she’s a bitch but she looks good for her age …