Some Pictures to Put You Off J. Lo for the Rest of the Year
Dec 01, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah


Y’all know how J. Lo’s been rumored to be dating that – ugh – backup dancer, Casper Smart, right? Well it’s official. Either these two are doing it with the lights out, or Jenny from the block is just extra-friendly to most of the staff on her tour roster.

These photos are of J. Lo and her new boytoy, Casper, and they depict nothing other than gropey, smoochey, eyelash-batting lunacy that makes me think girlfriend’s either lost her mind, or she got sick and tired of sleeping next to a bitter, shriveled fig of a penis for the last few years.

To maintain some semblance of respect for a hot woman, I’m really, really hoping it’s the latter – especially since someone apparently struck out with B. Coop. No good, girl.

And finally:

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14 Responses to “Some Pictures to Put You Off J. Lo for the Rest of the Year”

  1. momster says:
    December 1, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Ok. wow. The 3rd photo — the one of her looking oh-so-little-girl-cute is just horrifying for a 40-something-mother-of-twins. She might possibly be the most narcissistic person on the planet. Gorgeous? Yes. Immature? hell yes. Grow the F up girl!!

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  2. Nikki says:
    December 1, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Ugh, just… ugh.

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  3. crab says:
    December 2, 2011 at 4:27 am

    Gag!! Again I’m trying to eat breakfast!!!

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  4. Chuck says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:06 am

    She looks like she’s making out with her teenage son.

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  5. TheLegger says:
    December 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Why, oh why, do women our age – if they are any type of celebrity at all; from A-listers on down to the reality show “15-minuters”, seem completely willing to “misplace” their dignity and / or intellect only to claim to be (after the inevitable embarrassing conclusion to the ‘true-love-affair’) SHOCKED by the infidelity(ies) and immaturity of this previously “grown, wife-beyond his years, man”? Huh? Haven’t we women always prided ourselves on the fact that we, unlike our opposite sex, are never – ever – lead around by our libidos????? WTF???

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  6. ylg says:
    December 2, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Older women date much younger men for the same reason older men date much younger women. Because they themselves don’t have the maturity level to have a meaningful relationship with someone in their own peer group.

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    • old guy says:
      December 3, 2011 at 9:25 am

      It’s not that. I date younger women because they’re hotter. I don’t want ‘meaningful’ talks, I have friends for that. If that makes me shallow then fine, but if you can choose someone equal in all respects and the deciding factor is age, then hell yes, I’ll choose young every-time.

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    • blockhead says:
      December 4, 2011 at 5:07 am

      TRUTH !
      BOTH GENDERS LOOK LIKE STUPID SILLY DESPERATE CLOWNS !

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  7. Heisenberg says:
    December 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    This woman, at her advanced age, is despicable, what the hell is she trying to prove?

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  8. blockhead says:
    December 4, 2011 at 5:05 am

    she looks fine fer chrissakes ..
    (as good as possible with a big blockhead pie face) .
    ok i can’t stand her either & she’s a bitch but she looks good for her age …

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  9. dotmatrix says:
    December 4, 2011 at 10:53 am

    I think she looks great, and can do a lot better than this pipsqueak gangsta wannabe.

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  10. poopey says:
    December 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    yo yo yo, is it me or do i taste derrick jeter on your hairy bottom lip.

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