Nov 22, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

photo of selena gomez nicki minaj katy perry and taylor swift at the 2011 american music awards pictures photos
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jennifer Lopez-new-boyfriend photo: John
“There are only TWO jackets like this in the world. I own one; and the other I also own.”

First runner-up: James
“I don’t always play Rock, Paper, Scissors..but when I do, I play Scissors. Stay stupid my friends.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Mongo count this high.”

Congrats to Queasy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

19 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!”

  1. Queasy says:

    Taylor wondered why Katy had brought a Nicki Minaj sex doll to the AMAs instead of Russell

  2. mikie d says:

    taylor swift asked, “so how do you give a blowjob??”

  3. puddin says:

    Noticing her companions distracted, Taylor finally got the chance she had been waiting for all night to ogle their ample basoomas and look forward to when she, too, would be a real woman.

  4. Karen says:

    ok girls, give us your O-face!!!!

  5. whitt says:

    Miranda, Carrie, Samantha and Charlotte-Hollywood reveals cast for Sex and the City: The Next Generation.

  6. puddin says:

    As Taylor furtively steals a covetous look at her companions’ breasty businesses, she thinks longingly of the day when she’ll be a big girl, too.

  7. Dillon says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  8. crab says:

    Oh no she didn’t just say that!!

  9. tony sacca says:

    Taylor just realized that to stay relavant in the music biz you have to have more then just talent, you have to act like an idot

  10. Cas says:

    New line of celebrity blow up dolls! (Taylor Swift is still a prude)

  11. mal says:

    Selena says justin loves to lick my face

  12. Devin says:

    Taylor Swift is messing up the comercial for sex tape buuble gum. bubble gum while having sex!

  13. Rayraythe8th says:

    So how big was the one you had to put in your mouth to get a music career?

  14. Chris321 says:

    The girls looked on in horror as the crew of 40-something men stripped down to thier underwear. Taylor was concerned about Nicki’s wig falling off with all the shock.

  15. justme says:

    Taylor is shocked when she has to explain …. No Nicki this time it actually is BLOW not SUCK !!!

  16. ok girls, give us your O-face!!!!

  17. Bunch-0-crunch732 says:

    Taylor-”you saw lady gaga’s right?, Well….Mines bigger”

  18. my pick says:

    hhhaaaa good job yall
    Cas u win

  19. jak says:

    iBlow. iSuck. iPop. iWatch

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