It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: Queasy
“It worked! They’re too busy looking at my hand to notice my teeth – result!”
First runner-up: PotKettleBlack
“Lindsay forgot to wash her hands again after community service at the morgue?!”
Second runner-up: Stacey
“Proof of the impending Zombie Apocalypse.”
Congrats to Queasy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Celebrating my IQ doubling”
V is for JLo’s Va-gina…
I’m glad Marc Anthony is not 40 years younger.
I’m not kidding, one finger in each hole. All the way in, baby !
“I’m pretty sure the winning smile will distract from my epileptic stylist’s idea of a buzz cut.”
Wanna see me pick both sides of my nose at the same time ?
The next Jersey Shore, the 90’s
“Mongo count this high”
Lost three fingers in barbershop fight.
There are only TWO jackets like this in the world. I own one; and the other I also own.
I don’t always play Rock, Paper, Scissors..but when I do, I play Scissors. Stay stupid my friends.