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What’s The Sexiest Thing About Miley Cyrus?

A photo of Miley Cyrus

Is it her chubby cheeks? Her inviting boudoir? The way she’s Photoshopped? Or maybe you’re more like Miley‘s boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, and what really gets you going is that hot, sloppy way she gobbles down her food:

“There is this place in Nashville called Steak and Shake, which is pretty much the best food, ever. That is our secret, sexy place to go,” he [Liam] told Australia’s Who magazine, who selected the actor for its Sexiest People List.

“When I look over at her when she’s biting into a steak sandwich and there is some steak sauce dripping down her chin, there is nothing sexier than that,” he added.

I’ve been going over and over this little quote for hours, and I still haven’t come to terms with it yet. Is it real? Did Liam actually say that there’s nothing sexier than “some steak sauce dripping down her chin,” and, if so, is he being silly? Is this revealing of some sort of fetishistic business, or is Liam simply turned on by Miley’s comfort level with him? And, most importantly, will I ever be able to get the image of Miley and Liam getting it on with some steak sauce for lube out of my head?

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