That’s it: it’s not even Halloween yet, but I’m nominating little Jenni Farley here for “Best Costume.” Why? Come the f*ck on. Do you really even have to ask that? Does Snooki have some kind of weird venereal disease that makes her lower half look shorter and squatter than her upper half? Does The Situation have deep, penis-shaped grooves in both palms and feet?
Some things just are, guys, and you just can’t question it.