Honestly, just think of all the similarities between Courtney Stodden and Marilyn Monroe! Back up, Lindsay, because there’s a new dangerously delusional bleach blonde in town!
This photo was posted on Courtney’s glorious Twitter account, along with the following caption:
Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe’s provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is! XOs ;-x
Oh my goodness, this girl. A perfect fit, indeed!
Do you think we could possibly arrange a Marilyn-off? And Lindsay and Courtney would dress up and sing “Happy Birthday” to Obama and eventually get in the most glamorous cat fight the world has ever seen? Can we get that going somehow?
This scary, stoned kid could be a Marilyn only if you’re talking Marilyn Manson. She’s a creepy, freaky little zombie blonde and if she’s not careful, the only role she’ll wind up playing is “Anna Nicole, the Sequel.”
Please stop giving this little slut so much attention. Seriously. You’re enabling her.