And what better choice if you’re into cracked-out, dirty-fingered, hair-damaged former A-listers with both substance abuse and emotional issues? I mean, she’s a veritable treasure trove of sabotage if you’re into that kind of chick! The only thing that would make the package even more attractive is if said chick had massive family baggage featuring jailed, cooter-kicking fathers, disturbed little sisters, and mothers who just happen to be the town ho? Oh, wait! Never mind! DING DING DING FOLKS IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!