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Do you guys know who that is up there? The reason I ask is because I seriously had to look at the photo’s caption to find out who the hell it was. It’s not Diane Lane, and it’s not a younger sister who looks uncannily like Kate Winslet herself, it’s actually Gwen Stefani. Which, of course, leads me to wonder “What the f*ck did she do to her face this month?” Maybe some of you automatically realized who it was, but I had the damndest time. I even looked at her face section by section, and the only way I was able to even consider the possibility that it might be Gwen Stefani was by the eyes. The eyes are the same. But the lower nose-mouth-chin area? Good Lord, sir, what went on?
Either way, though, I should have known that this photo here was going to cause me undue aggravation. I studied this photo for so long that the piece of shit battery on my notebook began to die and I thought, “No! Oh no! Please don’t make me start over,” so I jumped up, ran to the other room, grabbed the charger, plugged the bitch in, and then promptly tripped over the stupid wire on my way back to the table. Which, of course ripped the plug out of the outlet, that I then had to reset and plug the charger back in. It was about that time that I realized I had a NOSEBLEED (not from tripping; my allergies demand Super Zyrtec and it gives me random nosebleeds). It was just a super experience to have so early in the AM, and by the time I re-situated myself in front of the computer, I wanted to punch good old Gwen Stefani (?) here in the souped-up face.
But I guess that’s just how some things go certain days, huh?
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Hahaha! This entry is great! Cracked me up…
Hope you’re okay though Sarah!
I think it may be the lack of bright red lipstick. Without it she looks completely different…and the hair seems different too?
Is it me or the photo is stretch? That would not be the first time, same thing with the Megan Fox/Armani post. That could makes any face looks more alien.
No, her nose is definitely smaller here!
And it’s great that she’s pictured next to “I’m gonna age naturally, bitches” Kate Winslet, who I believe is actually quite a few years younger than her, yet is sporting laughlines and *gasp* forehead creases betokening mobility. Maybe this is a pic of Winslet with a wax statue of Stefani? Those are always a little off.
Gwen Stefani had a face-lift, which can always be spotted around the earlobe area.
monica belluci maybe
I know! It is sad to see this. I adore Gwen, but she definately had something done. I’d day around the eyes/eyebrow area and botox in forehead between brows.
DAH!!! All it is, is that the photo is slightly stretched vertically, making their faces look a little longer, especially when they are close up…& at the same time, people DO age! And I think its deploring how people can say its “sad” that she & Kate are aging….its part of life and one day we will ALL look older!!
They do sort of look alike. They have both great personalities. I like seeing them as friends.