Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gave inTouch an exclusive (who else?) about why they’re so poor. And this time, it’s a real reason and not that bullshit apocalypse one. Guys, I almost feel bad for them. They clearly had no idea what they were getting into and that their fame (and money) wouldn’t last eternally. Here’s how they lost their millions, all 10 of them. As Mr. Pratt told inTouch,
We were immature and we got caught up. Every time we’d go out to eat, we’d order $4,000 bottles of wine. Heidi was going to the mall and dropping $20,000 to $30,000 a day. We thought we were Jay Z and Beyoncé.
Heidi offered her bit:
Now I can spend like $100 at Victoria’s Secret. I feel like a different person.
Girl, $100 at VS is a LOT. I can’t even do that. Okay now here’s the part where they’re asked if they have any regrets about doing The Hills. Spencer said,
I didn’t realize people would only know me as that character. It was just a persona I played up to make a paycheck.” Heidi remembers the reality show as “a great experience” but notes that it “took a toll on my soul. I’m thankful not to have fake fights anymore!
Heidi admitted that though she and Lauren Conrad occasionally talk on the phone, it’s unlikely the couple will be invited to her upcoming wedding.
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Heidi Montag — remember her? She’s so perfectly ’00s. I’m amazed she can exist after the end of that decade, although she definitely dresses like she’s still in it. Anyway she’s come out of the decade with a few regrets of her own. Two of them. Two big ones. Three pounds each!
I’m talkin’ bout her jugs. She regrets her massive implants. Here’s what she told Entertainment Tonight (via Reality TV World):
Sometimes when I’m sitting there, my breasts hurt so bad I just want to like rip them off… I do regret getting the implants.
I have a ruptured disk in my neck, the nerves are like pinching with the spine, and then I’m having severe back problems with my muscles on my right shoulder, and my spine is being pulled forward from the weight of my breasts. I’ve had numbness in my arm as well from the pinched nerves because of everything, so my arm has been going numb on and off for several months now. [Jesus Christ!]
I wasn’t warned by my doctor at all about back problems, about the repercussions. I have my new doctor who’s like, ‘You should never have been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big.” I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence.
[They should] really think about it and really research it, because they look great and they sound fun, but once you get them that’s it, you’ve done the damage to your skin, to your back, to your muscles. Is that vanity worth potentially harming yourself? And for me, that answer is, ‘No.’
Snooki, I know you want to change your boobs, but be careful!
Ladies with big boobs (real or fake): do you feel her pain? I know it was her decision to get these done, but I feel bad for her.
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What a week it’s been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week — end of August.
Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks!