Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gave inTouch an exclusive (who else?) about why they’re so poor. And this time, it’s a real reason and not that bullshit apocalypse one. Guys, I almost feel bad for them. They clearly had no idea what they were getting into and that their fame (and money) wouldn’t last eternally. Here’s how they lost their millions, all 10 of them. As Mr. Pratt told inTouch,
We were immature and we got caught up. Every time we’d go out to eat, we’d order $4,000 bottles of wine. Heidi was going to the mall and dropping $20,000 to $30,000 a day. We thought we were Jay Z and Beyoncé.
Heidi offered her bit:
Now I can spend like $100 at Victoria’s Secret. I feel like a different person.
Girl, $100 at VS is a LOT. I can’t even do that. Okay now here’s the part where they’re asked if they have any regrets about doing The Hills. Spencer said,
I didn’t realize people would only know me as that character. It was just a persona I played up to make a paycheck.” Heidi remembers the reality show as “a great experience” but notes that it “took a toll on my soul. I’m thankful not to have fake fights anymore!
December 5, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Heidi Montag — remember her? She’s so perfectly ’00s. I’m amazed she can exist after the end of that decade, although she definitely dresses like she’s still in it. Anyway she’s come out of the decade with a few regrets of her own. Two of them. Two big ones. Three pounds each!
I’m talkin’ bout her jugs. She regrets her massive implants. Here’s what she told Entertainment Tonight (via Reality TV World):
Sometimes when I’m sitting there, my breasts hurt so bad I just want to like rip them off… I do regret getting the implants.
I have a ruptured disk in my neck, the nerves are like pinching with the spine, and then I’m having severe back problems with my muscles on my right shoulder, and my spine is being pulled forward from the weight of my breasts. I’ve had numbness in my arm as well from the pinched nerves because of everything, so my arm has been going numb on and off for several months now. [Jesus Christ!]
I wasn’t warned by my doctor at all about back problems, about the repercussions. I have my new doctor who’s like, ‘You should never have been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big.” I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence.
[They should] really think about it and really research it, because they look great and they sound fun, but once you get them that’s it, you’ve done the damage to your skin, to your back, to your muscles. Is that vanity worth potentially harming yourself? And for me, that answer is, ‘No.’
Snooki, I know you want to change your boobs, but be careful!
Ladies with big boobs (real or fake): do you feel her pain? I know it was her decision to get these done, but I feel bad for her.
November 1, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
What a week it’s been. We came off of She Who Must Not Be Named and all other kinds of hot mess outfits at the VMAs and ended with Daniel Radcliffe doing this (above). A lot going on. Here are the best, worst, and WTF celebrity looks of the week — end of August.
Click to find out my best, worst, and WTF picks!
September 1, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.
I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.
June 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Hey, remember when everybody thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012? And some people really thought the world was going to end, and they focused their whole lives on getting ready for it? You should remember that, it wasn’t that long ago. Oh, and there was an episode of Wife Swap about it (not that you should, but if you wanted to, the episode might be on YouTube and it might be TOTALLY WORTH IT). Come on, you guys totally remember this.
Here’s what Spencer himself had to say about his behavior in the months and years leading up to December 21st:
“We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.
“Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.
“I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”
I love how he said that they “heard the planet was going to end.” It seemed like most people who thought the world was going to end were a lot more adamant about it, you know? Like “the world is ending, prepare for the end times, this is definitely, 100% for sure happening!” But Spencer and Heidi just heard about it somewhere, I guess. It must have sounded pretty legit to them.
But guys, please heed Spencer’s advice and do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. If you can take one thing away from this whole story, please let it be that.
January 31, 2013 at 5:30 am by Emily
What’s her name again? HEIDI MONTAG. Right. I have Crystal Harris on the brain from the earlier post about Holly Madison, and I couldn’t think of any other name than Crystal Harris. I mean, yeah, I guess Crystal and Heidi are about the same, really, and on the same level—the only difference is that Crystal’s going to be one rich bitch while Heidi will never be a rich bitch ever again.
This is what Heidi Montag looks like, for any of you who were wondering what thirty grand worth of plastic surgery would look like five years post-op.
What a great investment, huh? What kind of return are you getting on this shit, huh Heidi?