Sep 19, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

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Color me stupid, but I almost fell off my chair when I read that Heidi Montag is only twenty-five. She’s only twenty-five. That means she was practically a CHILD when she had all this crazy plastic surgery. Man, what a shame. What an even-more-of a shame.

Wow. So yeah, Heidi Montag turned twenty-five and celebrated her quarter-century on earth in Las Vegas, where she pretended it wasn’t difficult for her to stand up straight with those things while making eye contact with her “peers.”

In honor of Heidi’s 25th, I’ve compiled a gallery of photos from when she looked normal. Amazing, all that plastic surgery and it did nothing for the girl. Living proof here that some things really are just better left alone.

10 Responses to “Heidi Montag Turns Twenty-Five, Various Heidi Montag Body Parts Turn Two”

  1. Chaz says:

    You know, she was smokin’ before the knife, and baby girl can ski. Two things that I have always looked for in the perfect woman. I knew her dad from my old ski racing days, too bad she became such a fame whore. Do you, Miss Sarah, perchance, happen to ski?

  2. Grey Eyes says:

    She was so beautiful! I wish she could have see that in herself.

  3. ash says:

    Sad what poor self esteem can do to a lovely woman. Shame on her husband for allowing her to feel the need to do such a thing to herself. So ugly and sad

  4. blasted1 says:

    Caption this: “Another dumb blonde falls victim to the Jessica Simpson Diet.”

  5. Sara says:

    Do we know what her cup size is now? Cuz I have natural GGs and I CANT BELIEVE anyone would willingly deal with boobs that large. Its not hot, its just big and heavy. Oof.

  6. Chaz says:

    Natural GG??? I call bullshit in absence of photographic evidence…..

  7. Lena says:

    But she was so BEAUTIFUL before. I just don’t understand WHY you would do that to yourself, so sad.

  8. horsefaceslut says:

    truly a homely woman ..
    competitive, slanderous , deceitful …
    to be so vain & narcissistic with a big ol’ head & tiny short stump legs is beyond hilarious ..
    a true ass clown …

  9. ugh says:

    Thats sad. shes 25? i thought she was like 42 lol. shes looks awful for 25

  10. jiner says:

    Looks like she needs to do some chin ups, looking like she gained.

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