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Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Horrible Plastic Surgery Scars in Life & Style

photo of heidi montag plastic surgery before and after pictures photographs

And from this photo,we’re supposed to feel all sorts of horrible for Heidi and her violently scarred and marred face and send gifts – in the form of traveler’s checks – to Heidi and Spencer’s compound in Costa Rica. Or, you know, send them even if you think Heidi and Spencer are complete shitbags anyway, because it’ll keep them occupied outside of US soil for a bit longer.

A year after her plastic surgery, Heidi has run out of money a feature story in Life & Style magazine, where she dishes on her mangled body including:

” … a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched [sic] mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.”

So apparently it’s news that excessive plastic surgery = chronic suckitude. Guess I’ve been out of the loop on that one … how ’bout you guys?

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