Well, Nicolas Cage might not be a vampire. He might just be a time traveler. Or he might be a wizard – wizards have unusually long lifespans, right? Or perhaps he found the fountain of youth? Either way, the story is that that little photograph above is of a man who resided in my very own hometown of Bristol, Tennessee, way back during the 19th century. As you can see, the man is legendary storyteller and well-meaning ne’er-do-well, Nicolas Cage. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Nicolas Cage can’t be that old! Why, that would make him over one hundred years of age!” Well, then obviously you don’t believe in magic.
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