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You know, I bet no one woke up this morning and thought “man, I wonder what that Steven Seagal has been up to lately?” Justin Bieber, sure (car accident), Snooki, probably (an intense aversion to whale sperm), but Steven Seagal? Nobody really cares. Well, nobody except for the guy whose puppy got shot.
Ok, so Steven here has this reality show (seriously, are people still into this guy? Let me know) called Steven Seagal Lawman, and they apparently film some pretty hardcore stuff. For instance, there’s this guy in Arizona, right, this guy named Jesus, and he has a lot of roosters. Like over 100 roosters. And Steven Seagal, along with the local police department, had a feeling that Jesus might be into some cockfighting which, of course, isn’t cool. So Steven, the camera crew, and this tactical operations unit show up in a tank, like you do, and they slammed through Jesus’ gate, and basically all hell broke loose. Over 100 of those roosters were killed and, in all the mayhem, Jesus’ little puppy got shot.
For all his trouble, Jesus wants $100,000 and a formal apology, which is totally reasonable. If some tired old action star messed up my house and killed my puppy, I’d demand a lot more, wouldn’t you?
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I can’t tell if that is a picture of the actual Steven Seagal or of something from Madame Tussaud’s.
I haven’t been able to tell if it’s Seagal or a waxwork for YEARS, so don’t sweat it.
Who does that? How is that even legal? A tank? What?!
While i do not think that him shooting the dog would have been okay unless it attacked him, i do have a problem with calling an 11 month old dog a puppy. If it can breed it is not a puppy anymore.