No, I’m kidding. I mean, her stomach does quite resemble Voldemort’s slitted nose, but honestly? Despite the fact that she’s birthed an equivalent to a very small country’s population, girlfriend’s stomach here doesn’t actually look all that bad. I’ve seen women who’ve birthed one – count ‘em one – child, and their stomach … well, God love them, it’ll never be the same to say the least.
It’s also apparent that Octo hasn’t gotten any kind of plastic surgery on her torso, or if she did, she definitely went the budget route.
What do you guys think of the lady’s tummy? Have you seen much, much worse for much, much less, too?
Image courtesy of TMZ