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Quotables: Deena Cortese Knows Class

A photo of Deena Cortese

“Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?”

Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore infamy lets us all in on the secret to class.

You know, with Snooki and J-Woww, it’s like, so obvious how trashy they really are. But as soon as Deena came on the scene, I swear, I just knew that there was something special about her. Like, they just don’t make them like Deena anymore, you know? They really don’t.