I know you guys, and I know a lot of you were just salivating over the Megan Fox photos from Elle China that Sarah posted earlier today. So now, while you’re all hot and bothered for this girl, I’m going to share with you Megan’s sacred beauty rules. Can you handle it?

1. My beauty philosophy is ‘less is more’, so my daily routine consists of washing my face thoroughly and moisturising with La Roche-Posay sunscreen. I drink lots of water and think it’s important to get lots of sleep.

2. I always wanted to be blonde when I was little, like Barbie and Pamela Anderson, but it would really damage my hair. It was exotic to me, as my entire family has dark hair. If I did it, I would go white- blonde- really platinum.

3. I always carry Armani Code fragrance as it reminds me of growing up in Florida, as well as Giorgio Armani Luminous Silk Foundation, Shu Uemura Eyelash Curlers and a hand sanitiser. I also keep a lot of moisturisers with me when I travel as the climate changes can dry out my skin.

4. My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance and sensuality. Ava Gardner is my beauty icon. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally. Fememininity doesn’t depend on what you wear or how you look. It’s an attitude.

5. Sport gives me positive energy so I exercise everyday with my trainer, Harley Pasternak. Each circuit is 45 minutes long and I lift weights but never do cardio.

6. I eat five times a day and don’t diet, but I do eat healthily- mostly raw and vegan food, with no dairy. It’s not always possible with travel and filming, but I try. I also take supplements like silica and fish oil religiously.

7. I try to keep my make-up fresh, clean and pretty on the red carpet. My signature look is red lipstick worn with plain eyes, so I apply a light foundation, then on my cheeks I use blush or sometimes the same lipstick that I’m wearing. Giorgio Armani Rouge d’Armani Lipstick in 400 contrasts well with my pale complexion and dark hair.

8. Even when I’m working I don’t like wearing too much make-up, but when I’m on my own I go bare-faced as I like to give my skin a rest.

9. For a date night I go for beachy, natural bed hair. Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray gives my hair that wavy, thick texture.

10. I have to wash my face every 12 hours and then moisturise. I only take showers as I don’t like sitting in bath water. After my shower I moisturise with Grapeseed Oil from Whole foods. It’s a great moisturiser and lighter than olive oil.

Um, except where is the plastic surgery rule? How are we supposed to know how much Botox to get and how often? Argh! Your magnificent beauty is still so unattainable, Megan!

18 Responses to “Learn How to Look Just Like Megan Fox!”

1. keith133 says:

   July 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm

   wow i think she actually looks better here than she did on that mag cover lol

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2. KOOLGUY-BEVARS&BUT-HEAD says:

   July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

   beauti wittttttt her finnesss! :;summer treat for us!”‘happy summer to u ms beautiful megan! fox==x::;;;

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3. pufinstuf says:

   July 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm

   I want to know how much she made for all of those product endorsements.
   Also, even if I did all of those things and stood on my head an hour a day to boot, I would not look like Megan Fox. Unfortunately.

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4. evilbeetdouche says:

   July 22, 2011 at 5:55 pm

   Wanna know how to look like Megan Fox? Work the glory hole at the truck stop on the Interstate.

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5. lulu says:

   July 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm

   Ava Gardner? Um what about that face tattoo’d on your wrist? I thought she was like your idol or s/t.

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6. eddie winslows mom says:

   July 22, 2011 at 6:12 pm

   All i heard was, Armani, Armani, I work for Armani.

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7. Anonymous says:

   July 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm

   Endless, shameless product endorsement. And a smug underlying ‘I do what’s best’ attitude behind this list of 10.

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8. saaaaaaaam says:

   July 22, 2011 at 8:18 pm

   i actually didn’t think that this list had any ill intentions…

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9. mireee says:

   July 23, 2011 at 5:25 am

   So she eats raw shit and uses a ton of products I can’t afford, plus has the time to hit the gym. You know, with healthy, expensive food, expensive make up and professional trainers I would look even more fucking fabulous than her.

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   • Emily says:

     July 23, 2011 at 4:42 pm

     I believe it!

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     • Emily says:

       July 23, 2011 at 4:44 pm

       Oh, I just realized that might sound catty in some way, but no, I was being sincere. What I’m saying is that you look pretty. Is this turning into a weird thing? Goodness.
10. nicole peach says:

    July 23, 2011 at 8:44 am

    She always looks stoned… Could that be part of the beauty secret…

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11. Mildred says:

    January 8, 2012 at 9:01 am

    I dont want to look like her! blah

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12. jhgj says:

    February 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

    Huh? That isn’t what her wrinkly throat says.

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13. pookiewookie says:

    February 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    She failed to mention all the plastic surgery she had which really helped.

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14. Kitty Boo says:

    April 4, 2012 at 11:32 am

    She looks like she inherited Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon.

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15. Anonymous says:

    April 27, 2012 at 4:40 am

    LMAO to all these comments!! I love it! All your comments are true and hilarious!!!!!

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16. jill says:

    April 30, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    toe thumb….

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