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Listen to A Bunch Of Doctors Call Shenanigans on Megan Fox’s “No Botox” Photos!

A photo of Megan Fox

Last week, Megan Fox posted those pictures to her Facebook, remember, the ones that prove that she’s never had Botox? I know, I thought they were ridiculous too, and apparently, so did several doctors:

“Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don’t coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making.”

Dermatologist Dr. Vince Afsahi of Tustin and Newport Beach said, “The photo looks altered. The muscles in the forehead do not usually create an arc-like pattern seen in the photo. … Anatomically [it] does not make sense.”

Dermatologic surgeon Dr. David Sire of Fullerton said, “I have never seen the frontalis [forehead] muscle do this unless the muscle was surgically cut. It appears as if she is frowning and elevating her brow at the same time. Quite a feat!”

“This photo [top] is totally consistent with the wrinkle pattern you will see in someone whose Botox has begun wearing off,” said plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow of Newport Beach. “When you have Botox to the entire face, different parts wear off at different rates and can give you a strangish-looking pattern of wrinkles until it all wears off. I bet this photo was taken the day before her Botox appointment.”

Foiled again, eh, Megan? Well, just like I told the girl I went to college with who made a fake account for Tom Felton so they could be in a relationship and leave each other loving comments, bad things happen when you’re lame enough to lie on Facebook.

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  • Looks like she pressed her head against a glass window! And anyway, does any1 care about this or her …is this news or important, jeeeze! Such a waste of time–I hate myself for wasting 30 seconds of my day on this kinda’ crap~ LOL

  • This is a song for Mrs Foxy,it is called I’m On One,and it was originally rapped by Drake featuring Rick Ross & Lil’ Wayne,but dear sexy Mrs Fox,I wrote ma own rap song for ya,to the instrumental of I’m On One,using ma own words,plus I renamed this song,for ya and I changed it to You’re The Best Actress,but I still wrote it to the instrumental,of I’m On One using ma own words,and the word ball in ma song means,to be happy and flaunt your jewelry and beautiful looks,in the most respectable way,when you’re out partying

    The renamed song title:You’re The Best Actress

    Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Fox:

    You’re a cool actress,give it all,more wealth,to ya babe,and never fall,better health,to ya babe,that is all,some things,I wish for ya,you’re a doll,a good doll,pretty like a barbie honey,I not being rude,babe,by saying doll,I mean,you’re so pretty,that is all,I think you’re from the heavens,babe,so honey ball,sit back and ball,laugh cause you’re proud,you’ve done,so much babe,and you’re a star,a leader,cheers to ya babe,from afar,one day,sexy,pretty babe,I’ll buy cars,I’ll buy you cars,one for me,one for you,two more things for ya,and it’s shoes,I’ll buy ya shoes,new with some boots,a new pair of female shoes,and how are you?

  • This is a reggae song for Mrs Megan Fox,it was originally written and composed by me,Ike Nash,and the name of ma song is called Dance Lady Dance,and I wrote this song to a reggae beat called the Unda Wata Riddim,I wrote ma own song called Dance Lady Dance,to the instrumental of the Unda Wata Riddim,for her using ma own words

    Ma song title:Dance Lady Dance

    Ma short introduction before ma chorus for Mrs Fox:

    Well I & I say,that this one,is for ya to jump and dance,honay,yo

    Ma chorus for sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Dance lady dance,if ya feel good,in ya hood,hollywood,honey jump and shout,dance shordy dance,I’m just trying,to make ya laugh,make ya scream,happy,dance,be loud,laugh shordy laugh,honey when ya smile,all the time,girl I think,the sun,shines more girl,laugh lady laugh,if the sun,comes smiling babe,it’s because,you’re here now girl

    Verse 1 for her:

    Yeah yeah,party up,babe,party really loud,feeling good in the crowds,babe,wave your hands to your fans,feel proud,girl you wear a crown,in the cities and towns,now,do you travel?babe?chilling out nuff,do you like cool cities,and places a lot?well,all the best,no contest,girl,I think you are the best,precious like a treasure chest,babe,model honey,pop pop more bottles,drink,be cool,you’re a hollywood model,with more glamour,I’ll be your armor,honay,you’re the coolest pretty,hollywood model,with more style,fashion,and glamour honay,you’re the sexiest,top spot model

  • This is a song for Mrs Foxy,it is called Don Dada,and it was originally sang by a dude name Super Cat,but dear Mrs Fox,I wrote ma own song for ya,to the instrumental of Don Dada,using ma own words,plus I renamed this song and changed it to Today’s Okay,but i still wrote it to the instrumental of Don Dada using ma own words

    Da renamed song title: Today’s Okay

    Ma chorus for Mrs Meagy Fox:

    Today’s okay,it’s Monday,and back down to friday,we party everyday,and next week again,it’s like a festive year,I had,a bit of beer,it’s like a festive year

    Verse 1 for her:

    Pretty mama,I bring no suspense,and I came with no dramas,I rather be,happy and I think,that you’re better,one day,pretty,babe,I think,I’m gonna be,an actor,I’ll take you ’round the world,if you like,I’ll be ya,saviour,I’m came with no dramas,pretty babe,nor bad behaviours,I’m not not bribing,babe,I like to behave,better,you’re like a trendsetter,and a pretty,little mama,I like to eat ma food,with some tasty,hot peppers,hey honey,no dramas,no suspense,or thrillers,you shine pretty babe everyday,and feel better,you’re hotter,hotstepper,with a very sexy swagger

  • This is a song dedicated to sexy Mrs Megan Fox it is called Come Into My Room,and it was originally sang by a reggae singer named Mavado featuring another singer who is a female and her name is Stacious,but dear Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote ma own song for ya,to the instrumental of Come Into My Room,using ma own words plus,I wasn’t trying to be rude by writing ya,a song to the instrumental of a song that’s named Come Into My Room,I only chose this song’s instrumental because the beat sounds real cool,plus I renamed this song for ya and I changed it to Bless Ya Honay(Honey),but I still wrote it to the instrumental of Come Into My Room,using ma own lyrics,so I hope ya like ma song Mrs Foxy,and dear Mrs Fox the word free-lay means freely,and true-lay means truly and lay-day means lady take good care now

    The renamed song title:Bless Ya Honay(Honey)

    Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Fox:

    Girl you grow,like a pretty flower,babe,every hour,beautifying cities,babe,every hour,like the rainshowers,hun,you’re refreshing,and pure like the clouds babe

    Ma chorus for her:

    Stay calm,lady,girl,I’ll behave,lady,in a good way,I’ll behave, babe,and never fear,girl I care,I care,pretty babe,girl I care,and baby,you’re so fair,dear babe,so dear and sincere,so fair and dear,ma pretty,babe,princess,I care,I care babe

    Verse 2 for her:

    Like a rose,you grow,ma empress,glow and grow,and flow,so free-lay,deeply babe,ma words,are true-lay,true and pure,to you,I won’t lie,sexy babe,I tried,to be,so good,everyday,all the time,in ma city hoods,rolling calm,through ma city hoods,babe,lay-day,bay-bay,can we conversate

  • Wow Ike, obsessive much? damn dude calm down, literally a full page of CRAP. And yes it really does look like she has a glass pane over her face and pushing up with it, and yes shes still sexy but jeeze Ike get a life and stop making songs about girls ull never get.

  • This is a song for Mrs Megan Fox,it is called It’s All Mo Thug,and it was originally rapped by a rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear Mrs Fox,I wrote ma own rap song for ya to the instrumental of It’s All Mo Thug using ma own words,plus I renamed this song for you,and I changed it to,How Was Your Weekend Babe,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of It’s All Mo Thug using ma own words,hope you like ma song Mrs Megan Fox

    The renamed song title:How Was Your Weekend

    Ma chorus for her:

    How was your weekend,babe,I’ll take you,to dinner,girl,if we ever meet.I’ll take you,to a good place,where you’re,comfortable,and you’re happy,I’m able babe.

    Verse 1 for Mrs Fox:

    Let’s sit at the table,where I can joke,babe,to make you smile,and have a blast,making sure you have a good time,I’ll treat you nice,joke all night,just to watch you smile,and for a little,short while,we can dance,I like to dance,I’m romantic honay,clap your hands,babe,enjoy yourself,it’s your night,have a blast,and feel merry.

  • Haha! Megan couldn’t even get Brian to wrinkle his forehead for her so they could make the photoshop look realistic.