Jul 01, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

photo of gwyneth paltrow nude for vanity fair naked pictures photos not hot

Oh Vanity Fair. Something about this is just wrong, and I can’t quite put my finger on WHAT. Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow like this is similar to seeing your sort-of-hot but really really god-awful boss naked. You derive no pleasure from it other than the grim satisfaction of knowing that she’s got actual skin instead of scales and horns, know what I mean, jellybean?

14 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Topless for Vanity Fair

  1. chloedc says:

    Hot.

  2. size 14 says:

    I’m no fan, but here she certainly looks like one hot alien.

  3. Manda says:

    She looks like a giraffe.

  4. Interred Ferguson says:

    Looks great……but there are even better pics of her totally in the buff, poolside, back in her Brad Pitt days

  5. AJ says:

    Sorry, there is never ever anything bad about pictures of hot naked, or almost naked women, no matter how much you might dislike them. Like and lust are two entirely different emotions.

  6. paul says:

    She’s a pale ugly america hating leftist—go away!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Scorching hot!

  8. pookiewookie says:

    What cup size is she , triple A? Theres girls in grammar school with bigger tits than she has, so who cares?

  9. Jim says:

    It’s quite artistic, but she should do away with the fishnets!

  10. Glynn says:

    Why? Seriously, why? Blech.

  11. a real man says:

    All you haters CHILL! She is one luscious babe! Look at that tiny waist and cute ass! I don’t know anything about her politics -and I don’t care! I’d do her in a heartbeat!

  12. Revenant Shadow says:

    One thing’s for sure: This publicity stunt/movie promo of hers is far more appealing than said movie.

  13. Ali says:

    I think she’s gorgeous. Paltrow has a very unique sort of beauty.
    Sometimes people can be very hateful and rude in their opinions, no matter how grown up they are, but they are still allowed to have an opinion. The very logical argument though is: if you don’t like the photo why comment? Move on.

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