Maybe if it were ten or fifteen years ago and you said ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’ and ‘crotch shot’ in the same sentence, you’d get a lot of people hot, bothered, and interested. Today, however? The crotch shot of the day was brought to you by La Goop herself, and the words ‘goop’ and ‘crotch’ don’t exactly complement one another, I’m quite sorry to say.
But sigh. I know I’ve got to do my job, and I wouldn’t be helping you help yourself if I didn’t pass along photographic evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow is a human being first, and a woman second, so here it is after the jump.
Photos via WENN