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32Sanctimonious Gwyneth Paltrow Shows You Her Cooter

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Maybe if it were ten or fifteen years ago and you said ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’ and ‘crotch shot’ in the same sentence, you’d get a lot of people hot, bothered, and interested. Today, however? The crotch shot of the day was brought to you by La Goop herself, and the words ‘goop’ and ‘crotch’ don’t exactly complement one another, I’m quite sorry to say.

But sigh. I know I’ve got to do my job, and I wouldn’t be helping you help yourself if I didn’t pass along photographic evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow is a human being first, and a woman second, so here it is after the jump.

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Photos via WENN

January 21, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Gwyneth Paltrow

32 Responses to “Sanctimonious Gwyneth Paltrow Shows You Her Cooter”

  1. kristin says:

    is she wearing flesh colored panties? that doesn’t look real.. it looks too saggy to be her actual vajayjay.. right?

  2. Jelly says:

    Yes she’s wearing flesh colored underwear. That’s not her vag. Clear as day sheesh

  3. Lassie says:

    Just like your cock.

  4. Leigh says:

    Either she gets a spray tan just on her vajayjay or yeah, those are flesh-coloured panties.

  5. c. says:

    why am i not surprised gweneth paltrow is not anatomically correct?

  6. Iceberg Slim says:

    She may want to do something about that cellulite.

  7. christine says:

    too bad she doesn’t have the dignity of her mom. i’m old and don’t spanks myself into a cooter dress

  8. jse says:

    keep it up

  9. R.D.M. says:

    It’s flesh coloured ( Underwear ) , & it’s caused by her positioning , same as other folk’s , getting out of a Vehicle.
    I don’t think it was worth sending to Print, using the Editor’s (Time), etc… They’re must be something else , that would be of Interest to your Reader’s. Only because of her Fame , that this Photo would even be considered. Anything to Sell a Web Page or Magizine , the bottom live is the Dollar that is capable of Corrupting all our Morals.
    Thank You, RDM

  10. Britney says:

    ugh………all u talkin about people is flesh colored panties so talk about something different………

  11. ronnie says:

    @britney…so tok abt fleshy vagina’s…

  12. ronnie says:

    aha..hahaha..wats d g u wear!!!!…:P

  13. Britney says:

    Wat the fuck u talkin bout?

  14. ronnie says:

    yaaa realy…britney u don evn knw wats a gstrng do u..omg

  15. Britney says:

    Am i really the dumb one here?There is no such thing an i’d know if there wuz.A gstrng?No,some joke u set up or something.U don’t even know me.U said wat d g u wear!!!!I don’t gt it.

  16. Britney says:

    Go ahead an laugh,but i seriously am thinkin should i know?

  17. Britney says:

    My older sis said there is no such thing an she write so here she is.Her nameis Kelsey.

  18. Kelsey says:

    First off i know what ur doing an stop bc there no such thing.I know.

  19. ronnie says:

    hunhh..gone mad …a g-string…go on search d net….loadzz up there…n if u still don get it u gotta b dumb…@britney i don need 2 know ppl 2 tok with ri8…:)

  20. ronnie says:

    @britney… i gus u got angry r sumthin n posted so many commnts…am soory if i hurt u…:(

  21. Britney says:

    ugh……plz i’m not that easy 2 hurt an i looked it up but u could have said dat.Don’t b sorry i am dumb

  22. Britney says:

    omg i so dumb,but when u shorten 2 many words an frankley words i don’t here much.I’ve heard of it.LMAO

  23. Britney says:

    I don’t know wat u mean by wat d g u wear…….

  24. Britney says:

    i gt wat a g-string is an i know i post lots of comments,but i have nothin 2 do wit my life so here i am.

  25. Britney says:


  26. Kelsey says:

    I must be dumb 2 bc i though u meant somethin else well the other part

  27. Kelsey says:

    How old r u?state?Britney wants 2 know.

  28. Kelsey says:

    teens?early 20′s?late?30′s

  29. ronnie says:

    wats with my age….i felt bad at wat i said so i said sory….now she dusnt acknowlegde that wat 2 do…wats ur age britney….am frm india…not u ppl s place….

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