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Lindsay Lohan Was Totally Sober at her “My House Arrest is Over!” Party

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Yup, this is what Lindsay did on her first night of freedom. Dinner and … I don’t know. Whatever kind of drugs and alcohol that can be supplied in an upscale LA restaurant’s bathroom stall. I’m sure it wasn’t a HUGE array, but there was probably your basic garden variety of substances to choose from. Judging by these pictures, I’m saying the vehicles of the night were probably Grey Goose, cocaine, and some kind of bargain-basement meth.

You know, how it would be if Lindsay weren’t COMPLETELY REHABILITATED, anyway.