Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she’s not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she’d only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn’t even matter. So basically, today the judge was like “ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you’re cool with that, then you can booze it up to your heart’s content. Hey, you can even shoot up if you feel like it, we’re not going to know.” Cute story, huh?
But I don’t want to get into how ridiculous Lindsay’s whole long, sordid affair with the legal system is – I just thought you might like an update – because my real interest is in her court clothes. For real, this girl picks the worst things to wear to court. I think today’s outfit is the best so far though, by a long shot. However, I would like to start a discussion about ladies with larger busts wearing button-ups. Is there a way to do it without that awkward gap that Lindsay has going on?
Yeah, it’s called a small safety pin. You would have thought girlfriend would know that with those huge knockers. The only reason I know is because my best friend was blessed (or burdened) with F’s. She would always have that issue.
Or you buy a bigger top and have it taken in at the waist. Or you button up to where it fits, then leave the rest open with a cami underneath. I have DDs and I never, ever wear button ups with that gap. Not even to like, the mall. I cant image wearing one to court.
As above, buy bigger & get it darted. Shirts with more buttons are better too, as well as slightly longer ones. Make sure you can wriggle your arms and stretch, you don’t want to pop a button in an interview! My old school uniforms were the worst. They were way too short, way too wide and then tight over the boobs. Never again.
3 easy solutions to this gap problem (happens to me all the time). Wear a tank top under your shirt so you don’t get the boobs or bra showing through the gap. Second, get some double sided tape (they make some special one for clothes/clothes to skin), and third, take some time to sew one of those little button clasps between those pesky buttons. You’ll never worry about it again!