Or maybe not. Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they’re just trying to make things not completely horrible and awkward when they bump into each other at award shows or something. I don’t know. All I know is that Chris Brown can’t work Twitter.
You know how you can send direct messages and you can send the little @ replies to people? Poor Chris Brown has a little trouble with that. Yesterday, he got the two things confused, and he sent Rihanna a message, in front of God and everybody, that said “you got that pic I sent you?” He deleted the Tweet soon after, but the internet is lightning quick, and now we all know about it.
It’s possible the picture was totally innocent. Maybe he got another shitty tattoo he thought she’d like to see, or maybe he saw something funny at the Walmart – it’s really anyone’s guess. But nowadays, when the public thinks of Chris Brown and pictures, only one thing comes to mind. And that’s his dick. Are you understanding the logic here yet? Chris Brown is incapable of sending anyone a picture that isn’t of his junk.
At this point in time, I feel like I’ve been over Rihanna for decades, like “Rude Boy” came out when I was three and it’s been violently hammered into my soul ever since. Still though, I wouldn’t like to see Rihanna go back to such an abusive prick, or even be subjected to a penis picture or two. What about you guys, what’s your stance on this nowadays?