Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s The Team-Up You’ve All Been Waiting For

photo of prince harry and pippa middleton at the royal wedding pictures photos

Apparently Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton were spotted having “tea and cakes” together, alone, at an upscale pub in the UK during the last week of May. It’s being rumored to be the first (public) reunion of Pippa and Harry since the Royal Wedding back in April. Eyewitnesses say:

Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of Kate Middleton, was spotted meeting up with Prince Harry at The Troubador pub in London’s Chelsea last month, reports The People newspaper. Pippa Middleton and Harry enjoyed a secret catch-up where they laughed and joked while sharing tea and cakes in the discreet garden area.

The pair, who spent almost two hours at the historic pub, were reportedly meeting for the first time since the Royal Wedding on 29th April 2011. One regular at ‘The Troubador’ said, “Pippa and Harry were most certainly here last week. They sat together and had afternoon tea and cakes. They were alone, with no one else near to them. Everyone left them alone, as this is the sort of place you can come to and escape from the rest of the world while you are inside”.

So, tea and cakes, huh? Is that like the English version of coffee and, I don’t know, doughnuts? Is this a serious thing? Do people go and get “cakes and tea” if they’re about to get it awnnnn? Is it a fancy prerequisite? AM I THE STEREOTYPICAL OBNOXIOUS AMERICAN? Yeah, well.

Most importantly, however, do you guys even care about Pippa and Harry‘s bone status?

4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Yes, it would be fairy tale like to see them get together. Not only that, but they would be able to be close to their siblings!

  • no, I don’t care, they can both eat shit and die. He is a talentless prick whose only merit is being born into the right family and she is a talentless prick whose only merit is having an okay-body and a having a prince-boning sister.