Have you guys heard the news yet? That Twilight‘s Nikki Reed and American Idol‘s Paul McDonald are ENGAGED? I mean, does this strike any of you as somewhat odd, considering they’ve been dating, what, like three weeks?
Molls said it not long ago, that Paul McDonald is kind of a creeper, and at first, I was skeptical. I thought, hell, maybe all we have here is an excitable young man who really, really digs the idea of going from being a nobody to, well, a more famous girl’s boyfriend overnight, and he’s all about hanging onto what he’s found. Maybe he ACTUALLY CARES about her. Maybe he spent way too many late nights rubbing one out to Nikki’s Twilight character and that’s why he’s got such a malnourished pallor about his face, which THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH. Just MAYBE he felt about Nikki the way that I did about Isaac Hanson when I was twelve years old, and cried every night over the vast expanse that separated us. Sometimes love knows no sanity, you guys.
However, the couple confirmed last night that Paul did, indeed, pop the question and Nikki HAD NO OTHER CHOICE YOU HEAR ME accepted.
And if that isn’t creepy enough for you, Nikki also claims that Paul is on a Nikki Reed-songwriting campaign and has plans to release a Nikki Reed EP. ‘Cause nothing says “forever love” quite like rapt, fascinated obsession, you know?
When desparation of the unrequited love as you experienced for some Hanson dude extends in some way into adulthood, you end up with a tatooed boyfriend with an incurable venereal disease and a lengthy prison record. This is usually accompanied by an emptying of your bank account, a plummeting of your credit rating, and a maxing-out of your credit cards.
Something to ponder when choosing a… um…er….. ah.. mate.