You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.

Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.

- Now we know for sure: Lea Michele is starting to behave like a real diva.

- Chris Brown is kind of a dickwad—a “Don’t you know who I am?” kind of dickwad.

- Stars who hate each other: Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Winslet.

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What, you didn’t know? Apparently, Seventeen has a contest going, wherein Nikki wrote a mini-story and asked the readers to finish it. Big doings, huh? Here’s what Nikki penned:

It had been almost a year since we began dating, but nobody knew about us. Sometimes I would bring it up casually, but he always found a way to twist and turn his words until they morphed into a theory that seemed to make sense. He was good with his words, and I was good at coming up with reasons to believe them. Only a few friends at school were allowed to know about us, and they were mostly hand selected by him.

At the time it made sense, because he was convincing when he spoke about privacy being a persons number one priority. Sometimes I would tell him half jokingly that I wanted to scream it out to the world on a megaphone, because that’s what being in love made me feel like doing. He never smiled at that. Although my mom sensed there was something unusually dark about him, I always argued that it was self-induced. Besides, I couldn’t let myself believe that I was too good for him. He was endlessly charming, and intelligent, and philosophical beyond his years. At least that’s how he would secretly want to be described.

I knew I loved him, and that’s all that mattered. Sure I wasn’t the prettiest girl in the world, but he always said he liked me for that very reason, so I felt content with that. Most of the time that is. One time, I gathered the courage to sing a song in front of him in the lunch room (I had always loved singing), and he laughed and said “…that’s what’s so great about you; even though you aren’t a good singer, you’re not afraid to try.” That’s a compliment right?

Hm. Interesting, huh? Funny thing is, some good friends of ours (and some other theorists, too) think that Nikki’s story isn’t entirely fiction. In fact, a lot of people think that it’s actually about a former romance between her and Robert Pattinson (and not Ashley Greene and Robert Pattinson), and instead of the two being “at school,” the two were actually “on the set.” And wouldn’t that be something. I mean, if you really examine the story (if you even care about these Twilight people, which I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t, just a little bit), it all seems to fit. But would Nikki publicize something so apparently kept-under-wraps so long after the fact? And do you think that Robert Pattinson might actually be that big a douchebag? Does this unravel the whole Twilight mystique for you?

Now, you don’t need to be a Twilight fan to appreciate the attractiveness that these two women exude. … Wait, what’s that, you didn’t know they were part of the Twilight franchise? You didn’t know there was anyone aside from Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner? Well then. Surprise!

Here’s a little background information on both of them (not that it’ll really factor in to “who’d you rather,” but whatever):

- Nikki Reed‘s the one who married a creepy American Idol alum after dating for, like, three weeks or something
- Ashley Greene‘s the one who had the nude photo scandal* a few years ago that no one cared about
- Nikki Reed recently said that “not everyone on the set of the movies are friends,” so that means everyone probably hates her
- Ashley Greene thinks she’s comparable in looks and acting ability to Angelina Jolie

So … Who’d you rather?

*Not that it should, you know, sway your decision in any way, because we *don’t* have photos of a naked Nikki Reed, but here’s those NSFW Ashley Greene nudes, after the jump, if you’ve never seen them before.

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If you’ll recall, darling (creepy?) Paul McDonald from American Idol and Nikki Reed from them Twilight movies are very, very in love. So in love that they got engaged after two months of dating (and meeting), and now they’re getting married just four months after that! It makes the heart sing, doesn’t it?

Here are all the details that we know so far:

-Paul is going to be jamming with his band at the reception.

-Stefano from Paul’s season of American Idol will also be performing.

-Alexa Vega, the kickass girl from Spy Kids, will be Nikki’s maid of honor.

Are you guys excited for them or what?!

Have you heard of give-a-shit.org? No? Then you’re in the majority, if you’re talking just between you and I, because I haven’t either. Funny, huh? Anyway, it’s more or less an organization (a website) that allows you to show and share what you give a shit about, be it saving the planet, feeding the hungry, raising barns in the Pacific Northwest for those who need them or whatever. Nikki Reed? Definitely gives a shit.

What other celebrities would you like to see sitting on the john?

Won’t be long now, guys! The next big movie to hit theaters will be Breaking Dawn Part 1, and then we can talk about that for six weeks before and after like we have with Harry Potter. It’s only fair, you know. For now, though, enjoy the photos of the Twilight kids at the 2011 Comic-Con convention. It should hold you over ’til it’s light enough to get back to reading the book without your flashlight on. It still might be kind of early where you are. Enjoy!