Here we are again, another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s what happened last week. Go through this week’s photos and pick your favorites for BEST, WORST, and WTF looks. And discuss whether or not Kate Hudson did something to her face.
February 28, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Oh man, consider me slayed. Positively ripped the f-ck up. You know what the best-worst part is about the whole thing? I love this song! I love it! No joke – it’s so cute! I mean, Paul McDonald is trying way to hard to sound like Dylan (obviously), but that’s kind of his thing, I guess, and there’s a lingering part of me waiting for Nikki to reach over and take a giant bite out of his carotid (suppose I’ve been watching too many Twilight movies), but I can overlook all of these things because it’s really all so wonderful, isn’t it!
These guys are going to be forever, aren’t they? I suppose they will *always* be a thing, and isn’t that actually kind of beautiful?
March 7, 2012 at 6:00 am by Sarah
Well, well, well. Look who hopped on the Twilight fitness train! Little Nikki Reed, who became almost zero-ly famous when she married American Idol‘s Paul McDonald. What’s he doing these days, anyway? Well, a little Google search birdie told me this:
A few months after telling PEOPLE that marriage is “easy breezy” so far, Reed was given a thoughtful treat from hubby Paul McDonald just before the pair celebrate their first Valentine’s Day as husband and wife.
The holiday “came a little early,” Reed, 23, wrote on WhoSay Monday, in a post that included a photo of a chocolate heart-shaped cake topped with two pink frosting flowers.
This is, um, what the cake looked like:
So there’s that, you know. It’s no big, important recording deal or anything, but it’s a CAKE and *isn’t that just as good.
But really, I just wanted an excuse to talk about how good Nikki Reed looks coming out of the gym. She looks pretty and natural and … completely worn out. Which is good. Makes me feel like she’s real person who actually gets tired from working out (much like I do) and not one of those crazy, shiny people who get off on their physical fatigue (much like I do not). She is, in fact, probably the best-looking Twilight work-er out-er of all. Here’s a photo of Ashley Greene emerging from the gym:
And then here’s Kristen Stewart. I guess that covers all of the Twilight ladies, except for Elizabeth Reaser, who’s in the gallery.
You can also check out the gallery for photos of the Twilight men emerging from the gym (yes, even Peter Facinelli), except for Robert Pattinson, because he’s far too busy eating dessert after dessert and occasionally digesting Kristen Stewart.
*No, really, it is just as good. I LOVE CAKE.
February 16, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.
January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
It had been almost a year since we began dating, but nobody knew about us. Sometimes I would bring it up casually, but he always found a way to twist and turn his words until they morphed into a theory that seemed to make sense. He was good with his words, and I was good at coming up with reasons to believe them. Only a few friends at school were allowed to know about us, and they were mostly hand selected by him.
At the time it made sense, because he was convincing when he spoke about privacy being a persons number one priority. Sometimes I would tell him half jokingly that I wanted to scream it out to the world on a megaphone, because that’s what being in love made me feel like doing. He never smiled at that. Although my mom sensed there was something unusually dark about him, I always argued that it was self-induced. Besides, I couldn’t let myself believe that I was too good for him. He was endlessly charming, and intelligent, and philosophical beyond his years. At least that’s how he would secretly want to be described.
I knew I loved him, and that’s all that mattered. Sure I wasn’t the prettiest girl in the world, but he always said he liked me for that very reason, so I felt content with that. Most of the time that is. One time, I gathered the courage to sing a song in front of him in the lunch room (I had always loved singing), and he laughed and said “…that’s what’s so great about you; even though you aren’t a good singer, you’re not afraid to try.” That’s a compliment right?
Hm. Interesting, huh? Funny thing is, some good friends of ours (and some other theorists, too) think that Nikki’s story isn’t entirely fiction. In fact, a lot of people think that it’s actually about a former romance between her and Robert Pattinson (and not Ashley Greene and Robert Pattinson), and instead of the two being “at school,” the two were actually “on the set.” And wouldn’t that be something. I mean, if you really examine the story (if you even care about these Twilight people, which I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t, just a little bit), it all seems to fit. But would Nikki publicize something so apparently kept-under-wraps so long after the fact? And do you think that Robert Pattinson might actually be that big a douchebag? Does this unravel the whole Twilight mystique for you?
December 29, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Now, you don’t need to be a Twilight fan to appreciate the attractiveness that these two women exude. … Wait, what’s that, you didn’t know they were part of the Twilight franchise? You didn’t know there was anyone aside from Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner? Well then. Surprise!
Here’s a little background information on both of them (not that it’ll really factor in to “who’d you rather,” but whatever):
- Nikki Reed‘s the one who married a creepy American Idol alum after dating for, like, three weeks or something
- Ashley Greene‘s the one who had the nude photo scandal* a few years ago that no one cared about
- Nikki Reed recently said that “not everyone on the set of the movies are friends,” so that means everyone probably hates her
- Ashley Greene thinks she’s comparable in looks and acting ability to Angelina Jolie
So … Who’d you rather?
*Not that it should, you know, sway your decision in any way, because we *don’t* have photos of a naked Nikki Reed, but here’s those NSFW Ashley Greene nudes, after the jump, if you’ve never seen them before.