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5Katy Perry Has Figured Out Another Way to Ruin Our Lives

Photo of Katy Perry and Her High Ponytail

So apparently Katy Perry wants to get into acting and is being considered for a role in her hubby’s newest flick where she’d be playing– wait for it– his wife. Wowza, Katy. Way to stretch yourself for your first role. Some actresses would have made the “mistake” of playing a character with depth, one that totally pulls them away from their public image, but you, girl… You’re just different.

Her acting is going to be a shitshow. I’ve been saying for years that her overly dramatic facial expressions need to go. It’s as if she went to the Jenny McCarthy School of Actoring (yes, actoring) with those wide eyes and opened mouth and hiccup-y vocals. I rarely say such things about another woman, but the girl needs to calm down. That stuff will never translate to the big screen because a movie’s not a high school play and we’re not sitting in the cheap seats.

Here’s hoping she and her furry husband can hire her an acting coach. Maybe they can hire her handlers a tutor while they’re throwing money at bettering themselves.

June 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls
Filed Under: Katy Perry

5 Responses to “Katy Perry Has Figured Out Another Way to Ruin Our Lives”

  1. lou says:

    she already acted in How I Met Your Mother. Playing a dumb girl.

    • vitobonespur says:


      But really, I love her to death. Now if I couold just get that Limey bastard to extract himself from her vagina…

  2. aclineo says:

    wow, her right eye looks SCARY in that photo lol!

  3. zelda fitzgerald says:

    you say stuff like this about other women all the time! not that yr wrong

  4. spudnik8 says:

    Oh my god! The woman can’t even act as herself convincingly, who the f**k thinks that it’s a good idea to have her play the role of wife to her husband on screen!

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