Here’s one for all of you out there who thought Katy Perry was a bright one. It turns out that she hires some pretty questionable people when it comes to penning super-important things like rules for Katy Perry transportation. I mean, what on earth could be MORE IMPORTANT than Katy Perry transport? There are kids DYING IN THE WORLD, but making sure the doors are unlocked when you pick Katy Perry up from her LA mansion totally tops that sad-ass excuse for a reason to cry.
Also, and apparently, everyone surrounding Katy Perry is so busy trying to avoid staring at Katy Perry that their brains have turned to mush and the part that’s in charge of cognitive thinking and, you know, spelling proficiency has permanently been set on a low burner.
This can be the only explanation for the following rider to be riddled with such blatant misspellings. I mean, ‘mirrow’ for ‘mirror’? There’s a ton of ’em, but how many can YOU pick out? Jump in to read all of the rules and regulations that must be adhered to when driving Katy Perry’s lazy ass around, and leave your corrections in the comments. I’ll be watching.