Maybe she only likes him when
she’s drunk he’s drunk.
Separated couple Courteney and David were photographed last night at the Roosevelt Hotel, apparently doing something that doesn’t involve humping the other’s leg or showing the Caribbean your nipples.
In related news, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney herself are on the outs, as Aniston feels that her former BFFFFFFFFFFF is stringing estranged husband David along, having flings on the side, and has no intention of getting back together with her husband. (Sounds to me like somebody’s still stinging over their own busted-up marriage that HAPPENED SIX YEARS AGO.)
All I know is that if I were trying to hook back up with my way-hotter wife, I certainly wouldn’t be showing up in public looking like that.