Absurdity? Generally, I’m all about it. I have a flair for the absurd, just ask anyone who knows me personally. I’m the type of chick who’ll go grocery shopping, alone or even with another person, and will make animal noises throughout the empty aisles to see the reactions of the other shoppers in the other aisles. Loud, inappropriate noises at random times are, like, the best.
The only thing that really tops that? When you get candid shots of half-naked celebrities in your inbox first thing in the morning.
Ready? Set? BOOB.