Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hope You Guys Didn’t Miss SNL Last Night …

… Because if you didn’t get raptured, then you have no excuse.

I’m just joshing you, you know I didn’t watch it either.  But I did check and see if there was anything on there that you absolutely had to see, and there was.  And so that’s what this is.

Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, and Andy Samberg joined forces to teach us all about the rules of the threeway.  I think they did a wonderful job, and their dedication to education is really inspiring.  How many of you have been caught in an awkward situation while you were trying to get your group sex on? Well, no more, friends.  No more.

You’re welcome!

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