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So, Uh, Robert Pattinson is a Singer/Songwriter Now

Robert Pattinson? Boy, you surprise me all the time. I didn’t know you could sing. Or, you know, play guitar while doing it. For the most part.

The name of the song is called ‘It’s All on You,’ and the lyrics are as follows (by the way? He doesn’t ACTUALLY start singing ’til around the 2:30 mark):

“It’s all on you, baby / You turned your back when I tried to learn / Still I cannot lift my eyes / If your hands are turning mine / But you dared not / What you said our souls could contain / They could contain / But now I’m gone / With a broken twisted soul in mind / But for how long? / Cause I’ve wasted this train of youth all on you, all on you.”

It’s really not bad, if you like that simpering, besotted dan;-but-trendy coffeehouse-type music, and most of it, I’ll be honest with you, I do. I mean, I know the Twihards are probably clutching their throats and sobbing all over the fucking place and making it seem like the second coming of Christ, but honestly – it’s actually alright. Especially when you compare it with some of the musical efforts of his movie star peers. Like Lindsay Lohan. And, um, LINDSAY LOHAN.

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