I just saw these photos of Robert Pattinson getting on a plane in St. Thomas and only one line of questioning came to mind: “Hey, cutie. Where you going in those sensible cords and cap? Where you bringing that acoustic? Is there a party on South Street tonight? Some bros hosting a kickback? We getting a beer ball and ordering wings from Domino’s with your dad’s credit card or what?”
For some reason Rob, who’s normally pretty well-dressed and adorable (except for when he’s rendered in wax,) chose this outfit to wear on his private plane back to the States. I can’t decide if laid back and slightly douchey look makes me like him even more, or if I want to see if he’ll take me to a Dave Matthews Band concert.