Why is Robert Pattinson Dressed Like a Dude I Would Have Hooked Up With in College?
Apr 25, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Molls

I just saw these photos of Robert Pattinson getting on a plane in St. Thomas and only one line of questioning came to mind: “Hey, cutie. Where you going in those sensible cords and cap? Where you bringing that acoustic? Is there a party on South Street tonight? Some bros hosting a kickback? We getting a beer ball and ordering wings from Domino’s with your dad’s credit card or what?”

For some reason Rob, who’s normally pretty well-dressed and adorable (except for when he’s rendered in wax,) chose this outfit to wear on his private plane back to the States. I can’t decide if laid back and slightly douchey look makes me like him even more, or if I want to see if he’ll take me to a Dave Matthews Band concert.

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