“I know that there are people out there who say that there is nothing sexy about being pregnant. Then there are some people who embrace the sexuality. I feel empowered; I feel sexy.”
Empowered, yes. Sexy? Fuck no. I don’t know how many of you guys have been pregnant in the past, but when I was pregnant, sexy was the last possible thing I felt. And I felt a lot. I felt bloating, cramping, swelling, the occasional Braxton-Hicks contractions, skin that was supposed to be glowing, but instead broke out like I was thirteen again, and oh, the best parts: sciatica, fat, sore feet and vomiting.
It’s just that I’m envious as shit is all.