On Facebook, on television, on gossip blogs, and I guess in the real world, if you’re into that sort of thing, all anyone can seem to talk about is Osama bin Laden. And that’s completely fair, it’s a big deal, but what I’m saying is that if nobody else in the world can stop mentioning it, of course celebrities are going to be talking out of their asses about it. And if I’ve taught you anything, it should be that that’s what Twitter is for.
I’m going to show you some Tweets, ranging from the gleeful to the patriotic to the morbid to the humorous, and then we’ll see what we think, all right?
So are you one of the people who are celebrating Osama’s death like Chris Jericho, or are you more subdued about his death like Rob Thomas and John Stamos? If you’re like Slash and want to see pictures of the corpse and use dumb emoticons that I don’t even understand, then I kind of don’t want to hear about it, but if you’re now worried that Osama came back as one of Mariah’s offspring? Then you’re a goofy motherfucker that should shoot me an email sometime.