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John Stamos Will Not Let You Bad-Mouth Full House

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John Stamos is cracking me up with this one. A blogger named Annelia Alex for The Huffington Post wrote a piece about Full House and how unrealistic it was. John Stamos heard about it and was having none of that. First, here’s some of what she wrote, via People:

Cataloging the five “lies I learned from dumb TV,” Alex said that Full House and sitcoms like FriendsWill & Grace and “some show with Brook Shields” were bad life examples and “distorted my expectations for reality.”

Those “lies” included the idea that when you get upset and flee a situation, someone chases after you, as the adults did for the children on Full House. (Alex tried it after a fight with her brother over Chex Mix and it didn’t work).

She also took exception to the idea that “you will be friends and ultimately more-than-friends with the attractive person in the apartment across the hall,” or can afford to live in a luxury Manhattan apartment when you’re a coffee shop waitress.

You get the idea. Here’s how Stamos responded:

Annelia, if you hadn’t watched those … shows like FULL HOUSE you wouldn’t have been open minded and bright enough to write an article like you just did.

Don’t blame the way your life turned out because of TGIF – if you’re lucky enough to have kids – maybe you should have them watch re-runs of Breaking Bad – see how that turns out.

I get what you’re saying – I agree we did some silly unrealistic stuff … [but] let’s focus on that and not the unrealistic stuff – because the happiness that these shows have brought to people’s lives – I’ve felt that more first hand than I’m sure you have….

Also, I bet more good than bad came out of those shows. Sorry it didn’t turn out that way for you Annelia or you simply just weren’t bright enough to take the good from what we did and laugh at the rest.

I think John Stamos needs to chill out. And I’m loling that he credited the brilliantly written Full House as proof of someone being able to write an article for Huffpo. Yeah, Stamos, it’s all because of Full House that this writer is “open minded” and “bright”. Come on, dude. Have mercy.

Did you watch Full House? What do you think of it now?

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Rebecca Romijn Doesn’t Know What John Stamos Is Up To These Days

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Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos were one of the hottest couples of the late ’90s/early ’00s before they broke up and moved on with their lives. Of course, Rebecca is quite happy with Jerry O’Connell these days and John is still wondering what ever went wrong with Lori Laughlin, so the beat goes on, so to speak.

Of course, that didn’t stop US Weekly from asking her what she thinks of John’s love life – or lack thereof… because that’s groundbreaking and probably not at all annoying.

As for her famous ex, Romijn has no opinions on Stamos’ love life. In fact, these two don’t stay in touch anymore.

“I have no idea what is going on with him these days,” she revealed.

LOL, “she revealed”. Yes, she definitely revealed a lot… by saying she has nothing to reveal. What is this world?

I feel like it’s pretty understandable that exes who have no kids together and who have both gone on to other things in life would be all up in each other’s business. I mean, that would be weird. Why in the hell should she know what he’s doing?

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Uncle Jesse Wishes He Married Aunt Becky In Real Life

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Oh man, this is probably my favourite story I’ve read in a long while. Apparently John Stamos wishes that he ended up with Full House wife Lori Loughlin in real life and considers her to be ‘the one that got away’. I LOVE IT! The pair dated way back in the day (before Full House, even) but it didn’t last. What a shame!

From Huffington Post Live (via DS):

“We actually did date, we went on a date to Disneyland before we were both married. In real life, when we were 18, 19,” Huff Post Live quotes Stamos as saying.

He continued: “We did have some off timing, but no disrespect to her family and her husband now, I would say that she could be the one that got away.”

Stamos added that he is at least thankful to have a very close friendship with Loughlin.

“She’s one of my dearest friends and that’s good enough,” he said. “But I really do adore her. She has a great husband and he’s got a lot of money.”

OMG! First of all, don’t act like you didn’t ‘ship Uncle Jesse/Aunt Becky when you were like, 8. They were the best! They had Nicky and Alex! Aunt Becky was like a mom to the girls! Ah!

I think this is hilarious and would kind of have been amazing. Also amazing? The fact that John Stamos DOESN’T AGE!!!