0Teenagers Are the Worst: Lorde’s Boyfriend Causes Racist Meltdown

Lorde‘s star power seems to be continually on the rise, and unfortunately that means more of an opportunity for websites to post paparazzi pictures of a 17-year-old girl in a bikini with her boyfriend, enjoying a little time at the beach. That’s not really the problem here. The problem is that some random Twitter idiots seem to think that Lorde at some point said that the members of One Direction and Justin Bieber are ugly (??? there’s literally no source on this) and so they took that as a sign to go on a racist rant about James Lowe, Lorde’s apparent 24-year-old guy.

Below, a smattering of some of the worst of the worst – and yes, this is a continuing trend, so do a Twitter search and you’ll find THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS. Can we seriously take the Internet away from youths and/or idiots until they pass some kind of human decency test?

UGH. YOUTHS!

December 10, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

0Justin Bieber’s Calling His Fans Fat Now

So, Justin Bieber is currently terrorizing Australia and while in Perth, he stayed at the Hyatt Regency, where he took another great leap into dickheaddom when he CALLED A FAN FAT and told her she belongs in Sea World. This is a 19-year-old “man” we’re talking about here, one who has millions of dollars and owes that all to the corny, idiotic young girls who buy his bullshit and yet he felt the need to call a girl who was minding her own business a “beached whale”? FUUUUUUUUCK THIS KID SO HARD!!!!

From News.com.au

Hotel guest Helen Robinett claimed she heard Bieber yell out the abuse.

“There were four young girls in bikinis,” Robinett said.

“One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14. Justin looked over at her and said ‘What are you, Hawaiian or something?’ She said ‘No, I’m not’. Then he said ‘You look like a beached whale’ … The girl said ‘Are you serious’ and he said ‘You should go on The Biggest Loser.’ … The whole pool deck heard him call this beautiful young girl a beached whale. Everyone heard. And there was silence. It was almost like his security were used to it.”

Robinett, who works in Melbourne as an image consultant and was in Perth on business, said the girl looked “deflated” after the abuse.

Robinett’s daughter, Gabrielle Blair, 21, said the girl was “almost in tears” after the exchange.

A fellow guest said she arrived on the deck shortly before the incident began.

“I saw Bieber make a gesture with his hands to imitate a large belly as he spoke to the long haired girl and I heard him say something about The Biggest Loser and he was pointing at her – and I saw the girl and her friends leave, downcast,” the woman said. “I also told her not to take any notice of him as she walked past us, I’m not sure if she heard me. Bieber seemed to think he was funny, he was smiling and looking to his burly minders for their approval.”

Helen Robinett said she made a formal complaint to the hotel.

“They said the girl was OK and she was a Bieber fan. She may appear OK, but I work in styling and fashion, I know how women view their bodies, what body image issues women have.

“I understand he’s 19, he’s surrounded by meat-heads who pander to his every need. He’s immature, he needs leadership and guidance. He may come through, I hope he lives long enough to learn some lessons and do some good things,” Robinett said.

“He needs some leadership. Someone should be guiding him to not speak to women like that.”

Bieber was also apparently jumping into the pool from a high level and telling a couple of little boys who were hanging around “don’t do this”, meaning they probably will want to because some famous fuckwad did. I swear, I have never hated someone I’ve never even met so much in my life. I wish a giant wave would come along and wash this piece of shit right off the planet.

Oh, and not that it even warrants saying, but a Size 14 is not fat. In fact, it’s actually the AVERAGE. Also, just because everyone doesn’t look like a walking Gumby or a human pencil like this asshole doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. Real charmer, Justin Bieber. I bet your mother’s really proud on how you turned out… oh wait, she’s too busy cashing checks from all the money you’ve made her and preaching anti-abortion (why abort kids that might make you super rich one day?) to notice.

December 10, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

0Macaulay Culkin’s Band Is Kind Of Amazing

Macaulay Culkin has a band, and if there’s an award for most hipster band with a sense of humor, this wins it. The band is called The Pizza Underground, and it’s a sort of tribute band for Lou Reed‘s The Velvet Underground (RIP, Lou Reed. Hope you would have enjoyed this). Tracks include:

• “I’m Waiting for Delivery Man” (spoofing “I’m Waiting For The Man”).
• “All The Pizza Parties” (“All Tomorrow’s Parties”).
• “Cheese Days” (“These Days”).
• “Papa John Says” (“Stephanie Says”).
• “Take a Bite of the Wild Slice” (spoofing Reed’s solo hit, “Take A Walk On The Wild Side”).

Culkin joins musicians Matt Colbourn, Phoebe Kreutz, Deenah Vollmer and Austin Kilham. Culkin does percussion/kazoo/vocals and has a kazoo solo on “Take A Bite of the Wild Slice.” Give their band a listen:

All I know is that now I really want pizza.

December 10, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Dakota Johnson Staying In Shape With Expensive Juice

Dakota Johnson, who is playing Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey, is staying in shape for the role by drinking some very expensive juice from a company called The Juice Box. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson is also partaking in the rich people drink. Here’s what an “insider” (read: Juice Box spokesperson) told E Online,

They order the organic cold-press juices. They love them. They have a standing order for them. [They] are not doing a cleanse and are basically drinking a couple each day.

Okay, now for the prices. Each indivudual juice costs $10-$11.50. A month-long subscription costs $340 and includes only 10 juices. Um, what?

I cannot handle Hollywood’s ridiculous food trends sometimes.

December 10, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

1Katy Perry Took A Break From John Mayer To Deal With Feelings Over Russell Brand

Katy Perry sat down with Marie Claire and told them everything about her love life, specifically, why she and now-boyfriend John Mayer took some time off. Personally, I’ve always thought that he broke up with her and not the other way around, but Ms. Perry makes it seem like she needed to take time away from Mayer to deal with feelings she had about ex-husband Russell Brand. From Marie Claire:

I took a break from my boyfriend, not one that I wanted. It was like a splash of cold water to search inward on what was going on with me. That is what led me to this new awakening, this realizing, If I don’t do some self-love, I’m not going to be able to keep the love that I want. I still needed to deal with all of my ex-husband stuff. I hadn’t.

It’s almost like if I kept on talking about it [the Russell Brand relationship], it would seem like I actually cared about it. I don’t.

I still think she and Brand broke up because his sex addiction came roaring back, but it’s just a theory.

She also talks about having kids:

I’m definitely not there yet, and I can’t plan that far in advance. When I decide to have a family, I’ll just want to be Mom for a little bit … [Brand] really wanted me to have children, and I knew I wasn’t ready—I think it was a way of control. I think it was part of, If I have a kid, then I would have to sacrifice—I’d have to be at home more. I really wanted to, but I knew I wasn’t ready for it. It wasn’t like, ‘Hey, let’s have a kid because we’re in love.’

Photos from the magazine shoot are below. Enjoy!

December 9, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0Kanye On Performing Live: “I’m Putting My Life At Risk, Literally!”

Kanye West said something over-the-top and ridiculous — how incredibly unusual for him! He never does that. Ever. So this time, Kanye said that he “literally” risks his life every time he performs live and that it’s like “being in war.” Seriously. From an interview he did with SaturdayNightOnline via NBC News:

Like, I’m just giving of my body on the stage; I’m putting my life at risk, literally! I think about when I’m on the ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing,’ and ‘Coldest Winter’ moment, like that mountain [a prop on stage] goes really, really high. And if I slipped … You never know. And I think about it, I think about my family and I’m like, ‘Wow.’ … This is like, being a police officer or something, in war or something.

Yes, Kanye, it’s exactly like that. This is the mountain he’s referring to, by the way:

God, sometimes it’s so hard being a Kanye fan.

December 9, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives