Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley’s New MAC Ad: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Miley Cyrus stopped making out with her girlfriend long enough to debut a new ad with MAC Cosmetics for their Viva Glam collection (above). MAC posted the ad on Facebook along with this enthusiastic description:

Miley Cyrus is BACK with a BAM! Our iconic VIVA GLAM spokesperson has two new surefire hits: a super-sexy bright orange Lipstick and coordinating Lipglass with sparkling pearl shimmer. Get the GLAM online and in stores starting in September 2015.

Less enthusiastic are many of the Facebook comments. Feast your eyes on such gems as:

What a put down for my favorite…. To use Miley Cyrus as a spokesman for their products… I am soooo disappointed!

And:

Glam? Really? I don’t think that word describes Miley Cyrus AT ALL!

And:

U can’t put glam and her in the same sentence it’s just wrong

And even:

I love that MAC does this campaign, and I understand the need for young, relevant celebrities, but couldn’t you have at least made her wear something non-skanky? She’s gotten sooo bad she’s a disgrace to her generation. It’s sad really, she was a talented girl who will now only ever be known as a nasty, tongue-happy skank-wad.

“Tongue-happy skank-wad” is a new one for me. Never heard that one before. Points for creativity!

So, ladies and gents, what do you think: is this a “hell yes” or a “God no”?

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Wrestler “Rowdy” Roddy Piper Dead At 61

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WWE legend “Rowdy” Roddy Piper is dead at the age of sixty-one. Damn, sixty seems too young to die. My dad’s 70 and he’s still kicking it. (Yeah, he had me later in life). Anyway, the wrestler/actor (he had a role in John Carpenter’s They Live, among other sci-fi/horror films) died of an apparent heart attack at his home in Hollywood. Here’s what his agent reported, via Variety:

Piper’s agent Jay Schacter confirmed the news, first reported by TMZ, to Variety. “Rod passed peacefully in his sleep last night,” Schacter said in an email. “I am shocked and beyond devastated.”

Buddy and fellow wrestler Hulk Hogan sent out a tweet:

The main players in the WWE family (which Hulk Hogan is no longer a part of) tweeted their condolences as well.

Piper’s Facebook page simply reads:

“Our family is saddened by the sudden passing of our father and beloved husband, Roderick Toombs aka Rowdy Roddy Piper. Please respect our family’s privacy during this difficult period.”

Understood. Rest in peace, Mr. Piper.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Her Most Ridiculous Goop Products Yet

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Gwyneth Paltrow likes to think she’s down with the kids, but she’s so disconnected from real life that I’m kinda dumbfounded that no one has knocked her back into reality yet. Alas, Gwyn is still living in a dream world and likes to flaunt the fact that she’s “friends” with actual hip hop stars like Beyonce and Jay-Z and has a real affinity for rap. How better to pay homage to that ignorance love than to start selling hideous clutch purses with the names of rappers on the front of them?

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I wouldn’t use one of those bags if you paid me, but guess what – you have to pay HER for them. Unfortunately, she’s not asking $5 for them, but in fact, they cost $1695 each, likely because they’re “exclusive” to Goop. Are you fucking kidding me? What is wrong with this woman?

Don’t answer that – we haven’t got all day.

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Jennifer Lawrence Went On Vacation With Amy Schumer & Life Is Good

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I know Taylor Swift thinks she has this whole “celebrity friendship” thing down pat, but sorry, there’s a new celeb BFF-ship in town and it’s SO MUCH BETTER. Amy Schumer is fucking hilarious, and so is Jennifer Lawrence. Put them together, and what do you get? Uh, only the most random and amazing combo ever. They went on vacation together recently, and a photo Amy posted to her Instagram page made the Internet go crazy. Why wouldn’t it?

Jennifer actually tried hanging out with Taylor once time (there were pics of her leaving Taylor’s apartment a couple of months back), but it seems like JLaw has sense and couldn’t hang, so she rocked over to Amy’s place, and that’s a much better match.

Love this combo, love this friendship. A+

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Kylie Jenner Is Promoting “Natural” Butt Enhancing Cream

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Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian at heart, so it’s no surprise that she’ll shill anything a company wants to pay her for on her social media channels. Take PureLeef, a new “natural” butt-enhancing product line to “help women safely enhance, slim and shape their bodies”. Kylie posted about it on her advertising page Instagram this week and I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard. Because, yes, Kylie’s suddenly massive tits and ass are the results of cream, and not the family’s personal plastic surgeon. I mean, come on!

Here’s the caption to the above photo, because LOL to this whole thing:

I love sharing my beauty secrets with you guys and this is a favorite! @PureLeef offers products with All Natural ingredients (which is important to me) to help maintain & accentuate your curves! @PureLeef’s butt enhancement cream & Breast plumping lotion stimulate fat cells in the target areas. I started seeing results after only a month of consistent use. Love their products ???? Visit www.pureleef.com #curvesonfleek

WHO ACTUALLY BUYS THIS SHIT? Both physically with money and metaphorically as in believing what comes out of Kylie’s mouth? She’s never used this shit in her life.

No, girl. Just no. Also, you are still 17 for another 10 days. Please slow your roll with the ass shots.

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Should Nick Gordon Be Allowed At Bobbi Kristina’s Funeral?

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Nick Gordon has pretty much been barred from getting anywhere close to Bobbi Kristina Brown since she was found face down in her bathtub back in January. He wasn’t allowed anywhere near the hospital or the hospice care center where she was in a coma, but now that she’s passed away, he wants to be able to pay his final respects by going to her funeral. The question is, will he be allowed, and should he be? Nick begged Bobby Brown via email for a chance to attend, but no word on whether or not that’ll happen.

From TMZ:

According to the email, which we’ve seen, Nick says, “I loved Krissi with all my heart and I am destroyed that she is gone and I need to say goodbye.”

Nick realizes he’s on the outs with the family as cops continue their homicide investigation with him in their crosshairs.

Nick, who included Pat Houston in his email because she’s arranging the funeral, goes on, “I’m begging you both to please put your differences aside and allow me this chance.”

And there’s a dash of guilt laced in the email … “Krissi loved me very much and she would want me there.”

Nick was persona non grata the entire time Bobbi Kristina was hospitalized, with most members of both families blaming Gordon for BK’s death.

The irony shouldn’t be lost on Bobby Brown … he was blamed by Whitney Houston’s family for her death and even left her funeral early after a disagreement over seating.

This is a tough one and obviously we have no real knowledge of what’s gone on behind the scenes, so it’s hard to make a judgment call. On the one hand, I know there are allegations against him that he was extremely abusive, stole from Bobbi, etc. On the other, he was her longtime partner, and the allegations haven’t been proven (even if I do believe they’re true).

Do you think Nick should be allowed to attend BK’s funeral?

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Frances Bean Cobain & Courtney Love Fight Release of Kurt Cobain Death Photos

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Kurt Cobain may have committed suicide over 20 years ago, but the Nirvana frontman is still a major public figure and the fascination with his life and subsequent death is still strong. And while Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain understand that fascination, to a certain degree, they also believe there’s a limit to what should and should not be made public. In particular, they’re drawing the line at photos of Kurt’s dead body, as they believe it would cause them far too much pain and that the public should not be privy to such morbid, personal things.

From The AP:

Superior Court Judge Theresa Doyle is set to hear arguments Friday over whether to proceed with a trial after Richard Lee, who runs a Seattle public access TV show, sued the city and the Seattle Police Department for the material he says will show Cobain didn’t die of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in 1994, The Seattle Times reported.

The city is arguing that the material should stay sealed for the sake of the family’s privacy. Cobain’s widow, rocker and actress Courtney Love, and their daughter have written to the court about the physical and psychological impact that the release of the graphic photos would have on their lives.

“I have had to cope with many personal issues because of my father’s death. Coping with even the possibility that those photographs could be made public is very difficult,” Frances Bean Cobain wrote. “Further sensationalizing it through the release of these pictures would cause us indescribable pain.”

She wrote that she already faces harassment from fans “obsessed” with her father and fears that could get worse.

Neither Courtney nor Frances have apparently seen the photos, and that’s probably for the best. Some things just don’t need to be seen, do they?

In 1995, Love got court permission to keep Cobain’s suicide note, and another note used for handwriting analysis, out of the public eye.

Seattle police did release two previously unseen images from suicide scene last year. One showed a box containing drug paraphernalia, a spoon and what look like needles on the floor next to half a cigarette and sunglasses. The other showed the paraphernalia box closed, next to cash, a cigarette pack and a wallet that appeared to show Cobain’s identification.

Keep this sealed – no need to rehash something that was incredibly difficult for the people who knew and loved the guy.

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