Don’t worry if you were as confused at reading that headline as I was writing it – it’s to be expected, considering who we’re talking about here. In Kanye West‘s new GQ profile, he spouts a lot of bullshit. Par for the course, right? But here’s something you probably didn’t expect: in the interview, he compares Kim Kardashian to a dinosaur (“in a good way”) and himself to a blowfish. I’ll let you read and enjoy:
Why’d you decide to get married?
Saying “Hey, I like Kim” isn’t as inspiring to people as us getting married. And anyone that’s in a relationship knows that in order to get to the point to get married and then to be married and to then carry on, it needs that work put into it. Right now, people look at it and it’s like, “Wow, that’s inspiring.” Meaning that love is infectious. You know, God is infectious—God flowing through us and us being little-baby creators and shit. But His energy and His love and what He wants us to have as people and the way He wants us to love each other, that is infectious. Like they said in Step Brothers: Never lose your dinosaur. This is the ultimate example of a person never losing his dinosaur. Meaning that even as I grew in cultural awareness and respect and was put higher in the class system in some way for being this musician, I never lost my dinosaur.
Kim is this girl who fucking turns me on. I love her. This is who I want to be next to and be around. And then people would try to say, “Well, you know, if you’re a musician, you should be with a musician, and if you want to design, you need to be with a girl from the design world.” I don’t give a fuck about people’s opinions. Because when a kid falls in love with an airplane or a bike or a dinosaur—especially if you’re an only child and it’s not because of the book that the sibling was reading—it’s like, fuck, you mean to tell me that the dinosaurs walked the earth and stuff like that?! That’s amazing! You mean to tell me that these giant multi-ton crafts can fly that fast and that loud, and they can flip, and there’s danger, the possibility of them exploding? That’s fucking cool! You mean to tell me that this girl with this fucking body and this face is also into style, and she’s a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That’s just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or dinosaur! And just as rarely seen.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Sorry, I just had to interrupt for that. Kim is as cool as fighter jets and dinosaurs? I just… sorry, I’ll let you continue.
Does that kind of mockery feel like an effort to de-fang you?
But also, there’s no fangs. I don’t have fangs. I’m a porcupine. I’m a blowfish. Like, I’m a—what’s the fish that blows up?
Yeah. I’m a blowfish. I’m not a shark, I’m a blowfish. So that perfect example about me hitting my head, it’s like a blowfish. I wasn’t coming out of my house going to a paparazzi’s house to attack them. I’m defending my family in front of my own house. I’m defending my name as someone’s screaming something negative at me. That’s a blowfish. People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people. I want to help people.
Whatever, man. I’m always rendered speechless when I hear/read/see what comes out of this guy’s mouth. It’s a whole new level of insanity.
July 21, 2014 at 12:22 pm by Jennifer
Will Charlize Theron really get her happy ending? [Romance Beat]
Emma Stone has two dates in one night [Lainey Gossip]
Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]
Harper Beckham is getting so big so quick! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jaime Pressly has a really nice ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Good to see Selena Gomez is still enjoying herself… [Moe Jackson]
Lady Gaga slipped a nip on her private jet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Surprise! Lindsay Lohan got sloppy and fell over again [Socialite Life]
Kanye West‘s GQ cover is kind of awful, right? [Celebitchy]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner hang out with Amber Rose [Celebuzz]
Linda Perry threw shade at Christina Aguilera [Too Fab]
Scarlett Johansson has stunt triplets and it’s amazing [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus is getting back to her fashion roots [Celebslam]
That’s a very short skirt you got there, Taylor Swift [Moe Jackson]
Michael Buble makes a very adorable father [Socialite Life]
RIP James Garner, who died at 86 [ICYDK]
Nicki Minaj is a very good rapper, in case we forgot [The Frisky]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian chill by the pool [The Blemish]
Is Jessica Simpson obsessed with selfies? [theBERRY]
Oh great, we can see up Selena Gomez‘s skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
The internet fooled us into thinking Miley Cyrus died [Celebuzz]
Jason Biggs joked about Malaysia Airlines crash, didn’t apologize [Celebitchy]
Elle MacPherson still looks amazing in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
A Halle Berry by any other name would not be as sweet [Romance Beat]
Cory Monteith’s mother speaks out for the first time [Too Fab]
Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini enjoy some girl time [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well, Leonardo DiCaprio looks handsome [The Blemish]
Even David Beckham isn’t too good to get slimed [Lainey Gossip]
In case you forgot, Kate Beckinsale is beautiful [Celebslam]
Celebs getting banged from behind – don’t ask… [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Chloe Sevigny still rules the streets of NYC [ICYDK]
Anna Kendrick is still the best at Twitter [theBERRY]
Here’s a little Megan Fox looking flawless [Moe Jackson]
We can see right up Abbey Clancy‘s skirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
July 21, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Y’all know I love Katy Perry and I find it challenging to speak against her, but I will get ruthless if need be – and this outfit warrants it. I know Katy is in a bit of a grunge phase at the moment, but there is no excuse for this, to be honest. I don’t even have any commentary besides “WTF?!” so I’ll just let you enjoy this in all its glory. She’s obviously going through Some Shit at the moment. That choker? SMH…
July 21, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Alright, alright, I know I’m being a bit sensationalist here, but seriously, could the woman spend any more time photographing her own ass? The amount of time it must take to snap pictures of Kim Kardashian‘s butt and then Photoshop must really cut into her time with her daughter.
Of course, she’d like us to believe it’s all hard work at the gym that gives her that 100% “natural” backside, so she posted the above photo on Instagram with the caption, “Gym time while my baby is napping!” Yeah, okay.
I swear if she spent half the time parenting as she does admiring her own reflection, that kid might have half a chance in life. Or maybe not… I forgot who poor North West‘s mother actually is, for a second there. She’d probably do better being raised by wolves.
July 21, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
Maisie Williams may in many ways be an adult, what with her high-paying job on Game of Thrones and the forced adulthood of fame in general, but where it counts, she is still very much 17. Case in point: Maisie became indignant with British Airways after she was refused entry to their business class lounge during a recent flight, despite being a business class passenger. The reason? No one under 18 is allowed. Them’s the rules.
Maisie didn’t like this, and took to Twitter to express her rage, saying:
Denied from the business lounge once again for being under 18 and without an adult.. @British_Airways sort your shit out.
— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) July 20, 2014
British Airways did respond, again explaining that their rules are that no one under 18 is permitted in the business class lounge, and like any petulant child, Maisie had more to say:
Yes.. @British_Airways fully understand that, my question is why? Why can we travel alone but not use the lounge? It makes no sense.
— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) July 20, 2014
Yo, can this kid calm the hell down? Yes, I do think some 17-year-olds are capable of handling themselves like adults, but rules are fucking rules, and you’re just showing how immature you actually are by going on and on about it – and on Twitter, no less. Give it a rest, you’ve got a year to go. If anything proves just how much of an adult you aren’t, it’s bitching and moaning because you don’t like the rules.
British Airways did point out that the reason for this rule is that they have complimentary self-serve bar service in their business class lounges which are not monitored at all times, and they can’t really have kids getting drunk in their lounges, can they?
July 21, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Amy Adams is a lovely woman in every sense – kind, beautiful, talented – and she just got even more flawless in her first campaign as the face of Max Mara. I don’t really care much about the bags she’s selling and would never buy one, but I’d at least give them half a second look just because she’s selling them, probably.
Here are the other shots from the campaign:
And some photos from the red carpet premiere thingamajig:
Love her! So beautiful.