See, because slots 5, 4, 3, and 2 are pretty predictable (it’s really no surprise that Oprah’s on there), but number one? I was kind of floored. The list was based on the world’s most “powerful” celebrities, and … well, the only “power” vibe I get from number one is the power to make young people fall in love so hard that they forget that they’re actually nothing but stupid little dancing bumblebees.

Ahem.

Here’s the list, but I’m going to make you work for number one.

#5 – Lady Gaga

#4 – Rihanna

#3 - Justin Bieber

#2 – Oprah

Jump in for number one!

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Let’s take a look, shall we?

Watched it, did you? Alright, then. Let’s get down to brass tacks. Point number one? When Perez Hilton out-acts you, you know that your career is in the crapper. Second? I think Perez Hilton would be fabulous if he were cast in the role of the Cowardly Lion in a Wizard of Oz production somewhere on Broadway. Can we agree on that? Third, if this is the extent of Lindsay‘s current Acting Abilities, the dreaded Liz Taylor movie‘s going to be a wash. Seriously. Crumple it up and throw it in the can now, because why even make the film?

Unlike me, however, Lindsay’s Glee co-stars were thrilled by her performance and claimed it was a pleasure and an honor to work with such a legend. Ha! I’m totally joking. Wasn’t that a good one? Chris Colfer and Lea Michele were interviewed after the airing, and instead of blowing some kind of BS smoke up our asses about … well, what I said up there about Lindsay being a pleasure to work with and what not, they merely acknowledged the fact that people talk shit on Lindsay all the time and they didn’t really interact with her at all during the filming:

Colfer shared that he was “not surprised, unfortunately” to hear that people had been spreading rumors about her, with his pal Michele adding that everything seemed kosher when she was on set.

“I mean, you never really know what’s true and what’s not,” she explained to MTV News at the Fox upfront in New York City this week. “From what we know, she did her stuff and we were busy shooting ours.”

Oh, burn, Lindsay. Burn.

Did you guys watch the show? Did you like it? If you didn’t, and you got your impression mainly from the clip above, did she bomb it or what?

From PEOPLE:

Mary Kennedy, the estranged second wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was found dead at her Bedford, N.Y., home on Wednesday, according to ABC News. She was 52.

Police issued a statement confirming that they were investigating a “possible unattended death” at 326 South Bedford Road on Wednesday afternoon. Police reports also confirm that officers found “a deceased individual … inside an out building on that property.” But the police report withheld the individual’s name until a family notification had been made, and no further details were immediately available.

Multiple online sources identified the deceased person as Mary Kennedy.

What’s with these Kennedy folk? It’s like they can barely live past fifty, and what a shame. A spokesperson for Mary’s family released the following statement:

“We deeply regret the death of our beloved sister Mary, whose radiant and creative spirit will be sorely missed by those who loved her. Our heart goes out to her children who she loved without reservation.”

What a shame.

Sorry, but yes, people do still care about the Kardashians. A few weeks ago, we learned that the family signed on for three more seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and with the stunts that Kris Jenner pulls, I don’t think they’ll have a problem with getting viewers. But here’s the good news: it looks like people are starting to care less about the Kardashians. And that’s something, right?

From the Huffington Post:

Over the years, the Kardashians have made a fortune selling almost every aspect of their lives — from baby pictures to wedding exclusives — to celebrity weekly magazines. The sisters have even posed in bikinis to make a little extra cash. But after their long and profitable run, it looks like interest in the family is starting to run out.

“No one wanted exclusive access to Kourtney’s baby shower,” the editor of a weekly magazine told me. “Kris [Jenner] tried to trick everyone, [saying] the shower was going to other magazines for $80,000 so everyone would bid higher. But it backfired on her and, in the end, she just gave the pictures to US Weekly for almost nothing.”

A spokesperson for US Weekly declined to comment on whether the magazine bought the images and, if so, how much they paid.

“The weekly magazine market is changing week by week,” another insider tells me. “There are so many reality stars willing to give stories away to get attention that selling access no longer is worth paying the big bucks.”

Still, celebrities are continuing to make money from selling their private photos.

Jessica Simpson recently sold her new baby girl’s pictures to People magazine for $800,000, but that figure pales in comparison to the record $14 million Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got for pictures of their twins back in 2008.

And although Kris didn’t get as much as she wanted for access to Kourtney’s baby shower, insiders tell me to expect momma Kardashian to attempt to sell images of Kourtney’s new baby when she arrives.

As further proof that people don’t care as much about these people as they used to, the most exciting thing I got out of that whole story was that we’re probably going to get to see pictures of Jessica Simpson‘s baby soon. How precious will those pictures be? Way more precious than pictures from Kourtney’s baby shower, to be honest.

Kanye‘s definitely going to be on KUWTK. [Yeeeah]

Rohan Marley is engaged … and not to Lauryn Hill. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Do you know where Nick Stahl is? [The Superficial]

Mariah Carey hates Britney Spears, is vocal about it. But how can anyone hate a crazy person? … Wait. I get it now. [Lainey Gossip]

George Clooney and Steve-O’s ex-girlfriend is f-cking WHO on a boat? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston is still “sexy.” [Starpulse]

Joey Lawrence is a stripper. [TMZ]

Mila Kunis and Clive Owen? [Socialite Life]

Video of the John Travolta Masseur Scandal. [Seriously OMG]

Marriage: “Yeah, I kept my maiden name.” [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian moves on from Beyonce, on to Sofia Vergara. [Celebslam]

Milla Jovovich‘s bare ass. [IDLYITW]

More “John Mayer is hiding” quotes. [Hollywood Backwash]

Miley Cyrus, walkin’ the dogs. [The Superficial]

Rihanna vs. Miley vs. Beyonce. [theBERRY]

‘Ant-Man’ vs. ‘The World’s End’: Who wins? [Pajiba]

Paris Hilton has a job. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Duchess Kate is not pretentious. At all. [Cele|bitchy]

Black Sabbath is reuniting, but … [Huff Po]

Justin Bieber goes bare. [Hollywood PQ]

GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it’s probably the best interview I’ve ever read with him. It’s amazing. It’s probably even better than the interview with Rolling Stone where he said that Americans were evil and that his opinion on politics were “whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” I mean, the opening sentence is “I have been told specifically that I will be able to punch Justin Bieber in the face,” so of course it’s going to be incredible. I’ll show you guys some of the best parts, but if you enjoy giggling at Justin Bieber, then you’re definitely going to want to read the whole thing.

While waiting for Justin: After a few minutes, I noticed that someone had drawn a bunch of dicks all over the grease board by the door. So I pointed at them and asked, “Hey, who drew all the dicks?” One of the sound engineers immediately jumped up, ran over, and erased them with his sleeve. This is the new and mature Bieber.

Describing Justin: His voice is so high, it sounds like a ringtone. There is no way around it: Justin Bieber is a very small human being. He’s 18, but he could easily pass for someone six years younger. His rep says he’s five feet nine, but he looks about four feet four, maybe one hundred pounds. I shake his hand, and it feels like there should be more hand there.

Justin’s attention span: I have been warned by several people, including some people in his own camp, that Bieber has a very short attention span. This is correct. He is amazingly distractible. He also bursts into song a lot, at random intervals, no matter who’s around. (…Money on my mind and you on my mind, too much on my mind…) If it were anyone else, this would be annoying, but this is Justin Bieber, so every improvised song fragment is intended as a present to whoever’s around him.

Justin Bieber cusses: I ask Bieber if he’d like to venture outside the studio to talk over dinner, but he declines. “It’s just a pain in the ass,” he says.

Justin on education: “As far as education goes, you should be a smarter person.”

Justin on drinking: “For me, it’s just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I’ve had a beer, like, before…. But I never get out of control.”

Justin gets a new customized van: Everyone gathers around as Bieber tours the van. He is euphoric. So much so that he has decided to pledge his loyalty to West Coast Customs forever and to decry its rival, Platinum Motorsport. “F-ck Platinum,” he says. “Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”

Justin on swag: “I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult!” he yells. “Come on, swaggy bros!”

Bieber’s rapping: His flow is slower than prostate cancer.

Justin loves Kim Kardashian: He catches Kaye [his business adviser] ragging on Kim Kardashian. “That bitch should never wear white in public again,” she says. Bieber gets mildly indignant and sticks up for Kardashian. “You guys are so mean, bro…. People say she doesn’t do anything; she actually does do stuff…. She works hard.”

Justin’s exit line: “GOOD NIGHT, BITCHES!”

I can’t even wrap my mind around the idea that Justin is this much of a little douchebag. Sure, we all knew he was somewhat douchey, but the random singing? The drawing of dicks? “I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult”? I never imagined it was this bad, you guys.