0Marc Anthony doesn’t want to spoil his kids by paying more child support

Marc Anthony fathered two sons with his ex-wife Dayanara Torres (they split in 2004), but he’s not too pleased about her recent demand that he up the amount of child support he pays for them. He currently pays $13,000 a month, but she wants him to tack an extra digit on to that number and make it $113k so that the kids aren’t “living in poverty” when they’re home with her.

From TMZ:

Dayanara says she wants the ability to fly her and the kids on private jets, to travel around the world and stay in 5-star hotels.

In legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Marc says he’s saving Dayanara from herself by refusing to up the child support.  He claims,  the boys already have everything they need and the increase would “spoil them rotten.”

Marc scoffs at Dayanara’s plea for money so she can have a full staff, including a cook and a nanny.  Marc says when he has the kids in L.A., “I cook or we order in.  We often get Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut or Chinese food.”

And get this.  Marc hired a psychologist who wrote a declaration to the judge, discussing, “the problems of children who are raised with near unlimited funds, particularly children in Los
Angeles whose parents have made very large amounts of money in the entertainment industry.”

The shrink says these kids — especially in adolescent and teenage years — “become high-risk for illicit drugs, alcohol and a fast-paced lifestyle that they are not emotionally capable of handling.”

Damn, he REALLY doesn’t want to shell out that money. To be fair, I think he has a point. However, I bet he doesn’t follow that line of thought for his two kids with Jennifer Lopez. Granted, they’re both rich so she’s not going to be asking him for more money (especially considering she has more than he does), but it just seems… kinda messed up. One, on his ex-wife’s gall to even ask for such a ludicrous amount of money and two, that he’s going so hard to fight it with such a flimsy excuse. Just tell homegirl to stop being so greedy and call a spade a spade there.

March 10, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

1Definitive proof that Justin Bieber is a total dickhead

I mean, I know we’ve had plenty of proof before, but stories about Justin Bieber‘s fuckery and his asshole status were only in print previously. Well, now we’ve got it in video form, and if this doesn’t make you want to bitch slap this kid with all your force, I don’t know what will.

Justin was forced to attend a deposition after his bodyguard apparently beat up a photographer (though don’t forget, Justin himself was accused of assaulting his former bodyguard and settled that case for an undisclosed sum of money), and while being questioned by the attorneys, he really turned on the charm full force and showed so much respect and maturity. Here are some choice quotes:

• “I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say.”
• “I don’t know, have I been to Australia? *laughs* Have I been to Australia? I dunno.”
• (About Selena Gomez) “Don’t ask me about her again.”

I mean, that sounds tame, but just watch the video and then try to figure out, as I am, how someone hasn’t beat the everloving shit out of this little asshole already. Violence solves nothing and I’m certainly not a violent person, but this looks like a kid who could benefit from a good ass whooping (or 10).

March 10, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

0Ke$ha’s dropping the $ from her name

Ke$ha is making lots of changes. She recently returned from her stay at a rehab facility where she was coping with an eating disorder, and she appears to be very happy in this photo she posted on Twitter, via People:

As for the missing $? People confirmed she dropped it but no one knows why. Here’s why she got it in the first place:

It was me taking the piss out of the fact that I was broke while being on a # 1 record (Flo Rida’s “Right Round”). I didn’t have enough money to buy a taco.

Yup, she was the female vocalist on that track.

Recently, Jay Z dropped the hyphen from his name.

I wish Kesha all the best! She gets way too much shit.

March 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Johnny Carson Has a Sex Tape and It’s Blowing People’s Minds

Johnny Carson, of all people, has a sex tape. The popular tonight show host died in 2005 but he’s the subject of Hollywood gossip now because he’s got a sex tape out and apparently could match Jon Hamm in the dong department, if you get what I’m saying. And you must, because there was nothing subtle about that at all.

From TMZ:

MZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s — and not only has the tape just hit the market … very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny’s johnny is ENORMOUS.

Multiple sources tell us, the tape owner approached the Carson estate in September to make a deal for the footage — the estate said take a hike, and threatened to sue the owner if he ever sold it.

But the owner’s apparently gone rogue — we’re told he’s now shopping it to private collectors … and it is legendary.

According to sources who’ve seen it, the tape appears to be one of his wives — it’s unclear which one [Editors note: LOL]. The tape opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool — then shows the woman (with a bouffant hairdo) going all Linda Lovelace.

It goes on for about 5 minutes — then we’re told it cuts to a 20-minute sex scene in Johnny’s bedroom … and Johnny does NOT hold back.

Oh yeah, we’re also told he’s hung like a horse — seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches. But for legal reasons it can’t go to a porn company, so the only way to unload it is with a private collector.

Like, what in the everloving f-ck. Do we really need to see this?

I don’t. I admit, I’m morbidly curious, but I think I can do without seeing this one.

How about you?

March 9, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1The Bachelor Sucks

Have you been watching The Bachelor starring Juan “Ees-okay” Pablo? Well those who have haven’t been terribly impressed, and neither are Bachelor producers. From E!:

“Everyone on the show is just so over him and cannot wait for this season to be over,” a source connected with the dating competition series told us.

“His anti-gay comment happened the weekend of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici’s wedding which completely overshadowed all the hard work everyone put in for it and practically ruined Sean and Catherine’s special weekend.”

The insider added that producers and crew members have never been so ready for a season of the Bachelor to end.

“It has not been anyone’s favorite, that’s for sure.”

Nor mine. I really think he’s the worst they’ve ever had. Note to producers: an accent is not a personality.

Have you been watching? DISCUSS! BACHELOR POST!

March 9, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2‘Mad Men’ reveals groovy Bob Dylan-inspired artwork for its final season

Mad Men is FINALLY coming back on April 13, a Sunday. And they’ve unveiled the new artwork for its final season (technically they cut the final season into 2 parts to stretch it out). The artwork is above.

It’s very groovy and Bob Dylan inspired:

I am VERY excited for the return of Mad Men. Do you think they’ll finally be able to corral Jon’s Hamm? If ya know what I mean?

Also maybe this new hippie era will mean less shaving time for Mr. Hamm.

MAD MEN OPEN POST, TALK ABOUT IT!

March 9, 2014 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives