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Chris Pratt Doesn’t Want To Mess Up ‘Indiana Jones’

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So, rumours have been going around for a while that Steven Spielberg is considering a reboot of the Indiana Jones franchise, and he wants Chris Pratt to star in it. Nothing is set in stone, but Pratt did talk to Entertainment Weekly this week about his thoughts on taking on such an iconic role. Spoiler alert: he’s pretty scared of messing it up.

For EW’s cover story this week, Pratt couldn’t confirm or deny the conversations but was definitely apprehensive about taking on such an iconic role. “You have to look at it and be like, ‘Is this right for me?’” says Pratt. “Is it right for me to do this? And is it perfect? You don’t want to be the guy who f—s that up.”

He does say that it’s kinda cool to even be included in rumors like that. He admits, “It’s pretty crazy that people hear that and they don’t go ‘What?!? That f—ing dude!’ What has happened in my life that you can see THAT?!”

I’m going to be honest – I’ve never actually seen any of the original Indian Jones movies, so frankly, I can’t really have an opinion on this one. However, I do think that casting Pratt could bring the franchise to a whole new generation of fans, so I’m not 100% against it.

What do you think?

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TLC Pulls ’19 Kids and Counting’ Amidst Josh Duggar’s Child Molestation Controversy

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Thankfully, TLC decided to step up to the plate and do the right thing by immediately removing 19 Kids and Counting from its schedule after Josh Duggar‘s history of sexually abusing underage girls (and his parents’ attempts to cover all that up) came to light this week. There’s no word as to whether the show is cancelled for good, and before all that, TLC was actually running a MARATHON of the show, full of episodes that focused a lot on Josh, so… take from that what you will.

Here’s the statement TLC released:

“Effective immediately, TLC has pulled all episodes of 19 Kids and Counting currently from the air. We are deeply saddened and troubled by this heartbreaking situation, and our thoughts and prayers are with the family and victims at this difficult time.”

Of course, they can’t legally say anything else about it, and there is precedence for this since they also cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo after Mama June was letting a convicted child molester have access to her children, but WTF is wrong with these families? I honestly can’t deal.

Oh, and here’s another disgusting element to this whole thing: police have actually destroyed the records regarding Duggar’s crimes, because that’s totally what law enforcement does?

On Thursday, May 21, a spokesperson for the Springdale Police Department confirmed to Us Weekly that local circuit Judge Stacey Zimmerman signed for the offense report from 2006 to be expunged.

The records allegedly contained information of Duggar’s suspected molestation of the girls when he was 14 years old. According to TMZ, the now-destroyed investigation documents said Duggar allegedly fondled the breasts and genitals of the females.

Meanwhile, local Arkansas paper, the Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, obtained a copy of the report on Thursday. The paper said the report was “heavily redacted” and did not include the identities of the kids involved.

I’m glad the kids’ names have been redacted – the victims should always be protected. But protecting this sick piece of shit and his equally sick parents? No, just NO.

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Ellen DeGeneres Releasing A Gender-Neutral Clothing Line

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Regardless of your sexual preference or even your religious beliefs, I’ve never really met anyone who has a problem with Ellen DeGeneres or flat-out doesn’t like her. After all, what’s not to like? She’s incredibly kind, loves animals, she’s hilarious… need I go on? Ellen is awesome, and everyone of every colour, age, and background seems to agree (though I’m sure I’ll have one or two of you correct me on that in the comments section). Anyhow, she’s doing something else that’s awesome now: releasing a gender-neutral clothing line called ED, along with a bunch of lifestyle items.

Here’s Refinery 29′s scoop:

Her new lifestyle brand, ED, features all things Ellen, including a clothing collection — slouchy sweaters, soft T-shirts, sleek bomber jackets, casual blazers — made for the rest of us. And, by “the rest of us,” we mean women who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of fast-fashion trends and hard-to-wear silhouettes, women who want to look good without sacrificing comfort. It’s what Ellen does best.

In addition to the style staples, ED is introducing housewares, and each piece bears the Ellen touch. From pillows and throws to serving ware, table settings, and bar accessories, classic simplicity — plus her love of animals! — runs throughout.

Nice. I don’t particularly dress like Ellen from head-to-toe, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a good basic when I see one. A crisp, tailored shirt? Sign me up.

I’m sure there’ll be an audience for this, so good for Ellen.

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Can Kylie Jenner Actually Sing?

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Okay, so this is a bit of a weird one. You know how a few months back, I said Kylie Jenner might be bringing out a single? That seemed – for the time being, anyway – to be a bit of a joke. Have you ever been more grateful for bad humour in your life? I don’t think so. But now she’s posted a Snapchat of herself “singing”, and people are freaking out. Can Kylie Jenner actually carry a tune, or was she actually lip syncing to a portion of a Pia Mia song, as many have claimed? What’s HAPPENING?

I think it’s pretty safe to say that Kylie will never be the next Katy Perry, and frankly, I don’t think this is her voice at all, but homegirl is desperate for attention any way she can get it, so of course she’d be all too happy to let people believe it’s her

Also, she did like, 1 bar, so you can’t even really tell what her voice is like anyway, if it was hers. Not impressed.

What do you guys think?

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Casey Wilson Welcomes A Baby Boy

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Casey Wilson and Happy Endings creator David Caspe got married last year, and then Casey got pregnant, and now they have a baby! Casey gave birth to the couple’s first child, a little boy, this week, it’s been reported.

We don’t really know much else – no name, when he was born, etc., but we do know that Casey’s probably thrilled not to be pregnant anymore, considering she had a really rough pregnancy, from the sounds of what she told Fit Pregnancy in this month’s issue.

“I felt tired and sick and in a fog, like an extreme hangover, until about week 16. I thought, ‘Surely, this is the worst part of parenting.’ Then I remembered when I was 15 and my mom said I couldn’t go out, I pulled two giant brass wall sconces out of the wall with my bare hands. There are rougher waters ahead, I fear.”

Despite her rough first trimester, the Happy Endings alum couldn’t wait to become a mom. “I thought I wanted a girl, but I almost felt relieved when I found out I was having a boy,” she told the mag. “Having lost my mom, and having had such a close mother-daughter relationship, I felt like somehow, I wasn’t ready for a girl.”

Congrats to them – I love me some Casey Wilson (and Happy Endings!) so I’m happy for her!

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Is Brad Pitt A Secret Bisexual?

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Okay, so this is a strange one (and a bogus one, considering the source), but I try to be an equal opportunity gossip blogger, so we’re gonna talk about it. Brad Pitt is apparently bisexual, meets men to sleep with on the internet, and Angelina Jolie not only knows about it, but she’s totally fine with it. Following so far?

From Star Magazine:

Hollywood insider Hesham “Sham” Ibrahim, who has been a long-time traveler with the same social circles as Brad and Angelina, exclusively told Star, “I don’t want to define Brad Pitt’s sexuality, but whatever it is, he’s into guys.”

And his sexuality with men isn’t a new thing. Sham toldStar that Brad’s bisexuality has been going on for close to 10 years and even spoke about two of his male hookups. Cameron Fox, who did adult films and was an all-American looking adult-film actor, was contacted by Brad on a website called RentBoy.com nearly a decade ago. The two were supposed to meet at a hotel in Monterey, California. “When [Cameron] got there, an assistant met him in the lobby and took him to a room. Sure enough, there was Brad Pitt,” Sham tells Star. “Brad took one look at him, gave him a thousand dollars and asked him to leave. Cameron wasn’t as attractive as he appeared to be in his pictures. I guess Brad has picky taste.”

Sham also heard reports that this was a common case if his men weren’t up to his expectation. But when he did find one he liked, Brad seemed to have a routine down to the last detail. “They said he seemed to have the whole scenario pretty much worked out,” Sham says.

Well, that certainly sounds… not that hard to believe, actually. Angelina herself is bisexual and used to be into some freak shit (wearing a vial of blood around her neck, kissing her brother and the like), so I do feel like Brad’s alleged proclivities wouldn’t be all that shocking or scandalous to her. However, do I think he actively finds dudes on RentBoy when he’s an international superstar? Like he wouldn’t know someone in the industry already who could keep shit on the low? Come on.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Tells The Terrible Truth About Sexism In Hollywood

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We seem to be publishing a lot of “well, this won’t come as a surprise” stories, and here’s another one. We all know women are discarded pretty quickly in Hollywood once they pass a certain age, and Maggie Gyllenhaal has only confirmed it yet again. You see, she recently auditioned for a role as the lover of an older man… only to be told that she’s too old for it. Uhh… what?

From The Wrap (via People):

“There are things that are really disappointing about being an actress in Hollywood that surprise me all the time,” Gyllenhaal told the site. “I’m 37 and I was told recently I was too old to play the lover of a man who was 55.”

Despite the remark making her feel bad, Gyllenhaal has been able to laugh it off and still holds out hope for women in Hollywood. 

“A lot of actresses are doing incredible work right now, playing real women, complicated women,” she said. “I don’t feel despairing at all. And I’m more looking with hope for something fascinating.”

So, 37-year-old Maggie Gyllenhaal is too old to be the lover of a 55-year-old man? What kinda bullshit is this? Why is it that male actors are always marketable until they’re crotchety as hell, but women past 40 get a hard time? I mean, there are some amazing actresses over 40 who are doing their thing, as Maggie points out, but still. So disappointing.

Reminds me of this amazing Amy Schumer sketch:

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