Look Who’s Sitting Front Row at NY Fashion Week!

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

It’s total hottie/average gymnast Alicia Sacramone, hanging out with the likes of Leigh Lezark and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the BCBG Max Azria show.

WTF?

I like how she’s studying the handouts and the models, like she’s forming very valuable opinions about the clothing, which she will then relay to Anna Wintour, who trusts her above all others.

I kinda think she looks way hotter in her gymnastics uniform/makeup than she does here. In a formal setting, she kind of pales in comparison to girls who were bred to attend this shit. Then again, I’d get a real kick out of watching Leigh Lezark on the uneven bars.


Party Boy!

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

Now that his hard work is over, Michael Phelps is partying it up in Vegas with his boys!

Who’s he texting????

I DIDN’T GET A TEXT FROM YOU LAST NIGHT, PHELPSY!!!

WHO’S THE WHORE????

Okay guys, I have to leave now. The next flight from Seattle to Vegas leaves in an hour, and I am going to be on it. Because, hey, if I can’t land Phelps tonight, I’ll totally settle for the dude standing next to him. It’s a win/win for me!


I Hate That I Love Paris Hilton’s Dress Here

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

But I do.

I think it’s just adorable and perfect and I want it. I love the cut and the lines and the belt and the color and the fabric and everything. Love it love it love it.

Anybody know who makes this?

What I don’t want? Is her lipstick. Looks terrible.

Here’s Paris at the launch party for Nylon magazine’s new TV issue last night. She was partying sans Benji — with a couple of girlfriends — but apparently spent a good portion of the night talking about how much she missed her boyfriend.


Alec Baldwin Wrote a Tell-All, Was Once Suicidal

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

So Alec Baldwin’s got this new tell-all coming out, titled A Promise to Ourselves: A Journey Through Fatherhood and Divorce and a source who’s read an advance copy says that Alec talks in detail about contemplating suicide after his cruel voicemail to his 11-year-old daughter leaked to the press.

“He writes about how he was serious about suicide. He definitely put a lot of thought into the different ways he could accomplish it,” says the source. Eventually, Alec writes that he decided to seek treatment, because he was no good to his daughter or anyone else in his depressed, suicidal state.

Ugh, I don’t know how I feel about like 8000 celebrities doing interviews or writing books about how at one point in their lives they contemplated suicide. Like, is it a positive thing because it gives hope to people who are currently very depressed that things do improve? Or is it shameless exploitation of a very real issue that does claim lives? I mean, for every celebrity who rants to People magazine about how they were once suicidal, like, tens of thousands of people actually do kill themselves, leaving loved ones in devastation. Do these sort of admissions from celebrities help things? Hurt things? Have no impact whatsoever?

What do you guys think?


What Do We Think of Lauren Conrad’s New Collection?

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

LC just released the fall collection for her line, Lauren Conrad.

A lot of these pieces are super-cute … if you’re a size 2. And with prices hovering around the $200 mark, you may be better off just saving up for lipo if you’re much bigger than that.


Crazy Statistics

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

Did you guys know that nearly 2 out of every 3 people in the world caught at least some of the televised Beijing Olympics?

Additionally, 94% of the Chinese population tuned in at some point.

I knew Evil Beet should have offered to sponsor the Olympics this year. I had a feeling they were going to be big, but my boss was like, “No, no, that’s a waste of money. No one’ll watch it. We’re saving up to sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s next birthday.” I never should have listened.


Shut Up, Microsoft

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

Hey, you know that Microsoft commercial that they reportedly paid Jerry Seinfeld $10M to be in?

It’s about shoes.

And it’s stupid.

Like Microsoft.

I am LOVING my Mac, you guys. Soooo much better than my PCs with Windows. Like, head and shoulders above.

But, anyway, if you wanna hear Microsoft’s side of the story:

So what’s the deal? In an email we’ve obtained from Microsoft SVP Bill Veghte to all employees, he talks about the goals of the campaign. The overall goal is to inspire consumers and “tell the story of how Windows enables a billion people around the globe to do more with their lives today.” This first phase, he says, “is designed to engage consumers and spark a new conversation about Windows – a conversation that will evolve as the campaign progresses, but will always be marked by humor and humanity.”

The ads are just an icebreaker, he ads, to reintroduce Microsoft to consumers. Later this month they’ll do a deeper dive, which I assume means talking about features.

I still think Microsoft sucks (reminder: Vista crashed on me FOUR TIMES the first — and only! — night I used it) and I love my Mac.


Quotables

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet

“If you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido, but you know, I never got any complaints.”

Lance Armstrong, in a new interview with Men’s Journal.


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