0Christopher Meloni shows off his package

Oh dear, it’s a Jon Hamm‘s dong situation all over again, but this time, Christopher Meloni is the one posting dick pics (of sorts) online. In fact, he is fully clothed, but I dunno what made him think posting this picture of his dog staring at his crotch was a great idea. Here we are, though, so we might as well just accept it. Here’s Chis’s dong in all its shrouded glory (Oh, and he captioned it: “I will stare at your genitalia until u feed me…. #dogpsychology.” Ooookay!):

I guess we know where Detective Stabler kept his gun, now? (Awful, I know.)

July 28, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

1Rumer Willis spoofs Ariana Grande in ‘Problem’ parody

I didn’t actually realize that Rumer Willis did any “acting” or had anything to do with comedy, to be honest. I thought she just walked around in a bikini, drinking champagne all the time (i.e. partying) and living off her parents’ money. But it seems we all underestimated her, as she’s now taken part in ‘SPF’, a parody of Ariana Grande‘s ‘Problem’ that’s… clever, I guess? Semi-amusing? I don’t really even know what to say or why this is a thing, but you can watch and decide for yourself.

July 28, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer

0The Daily Links

Did Kim Kardashian kiss her step-brother? [TooFab]

Hugh Jackman is really good at selfies, loves life [Socialite Life]

Wes Bentley is my Dr Strange, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Lily Allen let a nipple out on stage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Here’s the first official pics of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman [Popoholic]

Cassie has a smoking hot bikini body [Moe Jackson]

Sophie Simmons has an extremely wet t-shirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s your Season 5 trailer for ‘The Walking Dead’ [The Frisky]

Good to see that Beyoncé really knows how to have fun [I'm Not Obsessed]

Watch Lily Allen‘s ‘As Long As I Got You’ video [PopBytes]

You’d never guess these celebs are the same age [theBERRY]

Celebs going down on other celebs? I don’t even know [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is Lindsay Lohan looking “happy and healthy” [Celebuzz]

Leonardo DiCaprio is really good at karate, it seems [Socialite Life]

Good to see Vin Diesel really getting into it [Lainey Gossip]

Scary Spice is looking good these days [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez is playing up her lesbian side [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Test footage from the ‘Deadpool’ movie leaked [The Blemish]

Jessica Alba really won Comic-Con, I’d say [Popoholic]

Nice bikini body you got there, Carla Howe [Moe Jackson]

Tom Hiddleston wrote a gushing fanboy letter to Joss Whedon [Celebitchy]

Ricky Martin is killing the selfie game [Socialite Life]

Nora Segura lost her bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are now Jofia, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s a little Justin Bieber just for the ladies [Celebslam]

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ looks like it’ll be good [The Blemish]

Vanessa Hudgens got shy while juice shopping [Moe Jackson]

Kelly Brook is doing some sexy dancing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Look how amazing The Rock looked in the ’90s [PopBytes]

Piper Perabo got married this weekend! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Zoe Saldana says she has really big balls [The Frisky]

This is what Rita Ora looks like in a leather catsuit [Celebuzz]

This 3-year-old rocked a drum solo [theBERRY]

July 28, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Important Update: Shailene Woodley has a cell phone now

Shailene Woodley, our whimsical forest nymph who makes her own soap and doesn’t have a house, has taken a step into the modern age by hooking herself up with a cell phone. After all, being an actress starring in one of Hollywood’s big new franchises isn’t really conducive to living off the grid, eh?

To that end, Shailene now has a cell phone, even though she’s previously stated that she hates the things and finds them impersonal. Here’s what she’s previously said about technology:

As far as the hacking stuff goes, I don’t really have to worry about that. I’m not a big technology person. I don’t even have a smartphone. I don’t even have a cellphone! And if I were to have one, it would be a flip-phone. There’s a bigger lack of privacy than there’s ever been, but there’s also a bigger lack of camaraderie and community than there’s ever been. I mean … just asking people for directions. Since I got rid of my phone, having to pull over and be like, “Hey, buddy—do you know how to get here?” I’m talking to people more than I’ve ever talked to in my life because I no longer have that crutch. The more you get away from all the technological buzz, the more freedom you have.

Welp, forget all that: she’s living in 2014 now! Here’s a photo of Shailene in the wild (at a farmers’ market) with a smartphone in her pocket!

Massive news, as you can see. Also, homegirl has had a Twitter account for over a year, but she never had a cell phone? Seems a bit weird… I really don’t understand Shailene Woodley but I’m fascinated by her.

July 28, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer

0‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1′ gets its first trailer

In case you live under a rock and/or have never used the internet, this past weekend was San Diego Comic-Con, the biggest gathering of nerds in the US of A (and I say that as someone who’s been before and thinks it’s great). Comic-Con tends to get some of the biggest exclusives on new movie releases, and this year was no exception. The first teaser, called “Our Leader the Mockingjay”, was released for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 this weekend, and oh man, I can’t wait for this shit.

Here it is, in all its glory:

What do you think? Have you enjoyed the other movies? Will you see this one?

July 28, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

1Don’t fuck with Aretha Franklin’s fast food

Aretha Franklin is mad as hell at Johnny Rockets, some shitty, overpriced fast food-ish diner chain where she ordered some post-concert food last week. You see, all she wanted to do is sit down in a booth at the Niagra Falls location and chow down on some burgers and fries. The problem is, she ordered her food for take-out, not eat-in.

From TMZ:

Franklin ordered a burger to go from the popular chain after her sold out show Tuesday … then sat down to eat … and that’s when she claims the server went off, saying her conduct violated the take-out policy.

Franklin said the worker was “very rude, unprofessional and nasty.”

Johnny Rockets is contrite … apologizing for the actions of the new employee … adding the server has been spoken to and educated on its takeout policies.

Who the fuck tells Aretha Franklin that she can’t eat a burger any damn place she chooses? If you don’t care that she’s Aretha Franklin, fair enough (but shame on you), but she’s old as shit. Who’s rude to senior citizens? Let Aretha live (and eat)!

July 28, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer