She’s 18, so I can legally call her a whore now, right?
Feast your eyes on the above, folks. That’s Miley Cyrus kicking off her Gypsy Heart tour in Equador last night, and from the looks of things, she’s going for the whole Taylor Momsen-meets-Michael Jackson-meets-Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman look this time around. I mean, if the girl has any remaining fans, why not just alienate the hell out of them, right?
Then again, she’s legal now and I’m a bit of a prude, so maybe this look isn’t completely terrible to everyone out there. It’s not as though Britney and Christina didn’t do the exact same thing when they were her age. In fact, they both still kinda rock the “I’m worth millions but my outfit would make you think I just rolled out of the gutter and on to the stage” thing, huh?
Guys, is anyone into this? I mean, beside pervy old men? Can a single one of you defend this style in the comments or am I the most right I’ve ever been?