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Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Whores It Up

She’s 18, so I can legally call her a whore now, right?

Feast your eyes on the above, folks. That’s Miley Cyrus kicking off her Gypsy Heart tour in Equador last night, and from the looks of things, she’s going for the whole Taylor Momsen-meets-Michael Jackson-meets-Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman look this time around. I mean, if the girl has any remaining fans, why not just alienate the hell out of them, right?

Then again, she’s legal now and I’m a bit of a prude, so maybe this look isn’t completely terrible to everyone out there. It’s not as though Britney and Christina didn’t do the exact same thing when they were her age. In fact, they both still kinda rock the “I’m worth millions but my outfit would make you think I just rolled out of the gutter and on to the stage” thing, huh?

Guys, is anyone into this? I mean, beside pervy old men? Can a single one of you defend this style in the comments or am I the most right I’ve ever been?

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  • She looks like a 70’s adult film star. It looks TERRIBLE and doesn’t fit her properly. If you’re gonna whore it up, at least look hot.

  • oh, so i guess ppl havent looked out thier windows lately and seen all the 17 year old bimbos walking around dressed 4X worse than this? leave my cousin alone, you self pleasing government controled anarchists! if she wasnt a celebrity some other poor sap would be on the dart board, wouldnt they!

  • I don’t give a fuck what she wears, she looks so fucking hot I would shag her right here and now. God I would have some of that vag.

  • she was a good old fashion girl seemed like she was down to earth but new age new music too much pressure on young girls to be the most sexier show more skin scream the loudest why cant she just be the good lookin girl from tenn that sings great country songs

  • ur father is great u im sorry u went country to being z slut i would be ashamed to even have u as a daughter

  • You know before watching all this i really liked her i thought she was a really good person, i never really liked her songs but i loved the series and when i see all this it makes me so disappointed.