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Katy Perry Covers Rebecca Black, Flashes Her Vagina in The Process

Last night Katy Perry sang her rendition of Rebecca Black’s “hit” song “Friday” during a concert in Melbourne, and it was just straight-up weird.

First of all, you cannot tell me that this girl has a good voice live. Sure, she’s got an impressive range, but what good does that do her if her actual tone is awful? It just seems like she’s got this great big voice and no real sense of style.

Secondly, speaking of style, I was so distracted by the split up the front of her dress and that the diaper-ish bikini bottoms underneath kept popping out as she moved her legs. And it’s clipped together by what? A sparkly orange slice? I’m pantless and wearing a t-shirt that says “This is What Cool Looks Like,” on the front of it, and even I can tell you that that outfit’s a boiling hot mess.

Can we be done with “Friday?” Can we be done with Katy Perry? Can we just lock both her and the song away somewhere and try to forget we ever allowed either of them to happen?

12 CommentsLeave a comment

  • it’s kind of sad someone this famous has to make fun of poor rebecca black….we get it. your production level is much better than a thirteen year old’s. how impressive.

  • Katy Perry can be summed up as having big boobs, not a pretty face, good voice, no style. That’s a fairly balanced characterization of her. Her musicians are not good looking either. Then again, they almost never are.

  • good voice? uhhhm, no.
    that people actually think katy perry or rihanna or britney spears have good voices is just sad.
    listen to adele. talent and a real “voice training” make a good singer. not big boobs.

  • I think it’s funny that she’s basically mocking the song, as shitty as it is, when her own songs are giant piles of crap too.

  • Fuck all u katy perry haters rebecca black is a ugly bitch with no talent only reason she got all those people to see tht horrible video cuz its THE WORST THING EVER she is the biggest WANNABE EVER nd dnt fucken care wat yall think

    • You are a dumb slut go get back in the kitchen where u belong u little whorebag mole..your prob only 10 years old coz u cant spell for shit..id rape and kill little sluts like u..go suck on daddies dick.lol

  • Magpie said “poor rebecca” but last time I checked it was called UGLY BITCH FUCK U REBECCA BLACK ND HOW DARE U SAY BYE TO KATY PERRY SHE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER REBECCA U SUCK

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