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As we all know, Victoria and David Beckham are expecting a little girl. The little lady will join the couple’s three boys, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, but what will her special and unique name be? If we’re to judge by the other kids’ names, we can pull on places of conception and famous Shakespeare characters, so what, like Viola or Jerusalem maybe?
Oh, but no. Victoria’s going a little more outside the box this time. She’s pulling some inspiration from a beloved holiday to name her fourth child. Can you guess what it is?
Did you guess Santa? Then hooray, you’re correct! To be fair though, I did give Victoria a little more credit than she deserved for her creativity – the “Santa” comes from “Santa Monica,” not the jolly Christmas character. She “thinks Santa Beckham has a lovely ring to it.” Please, I think all three of my alternate suggestions are far more suitable baby names. What about you guys?











































































































oh. wow. then her two younger kids will be santa cruz together. how clever. NOT.
Valentine would’ve been nice. Mardi in northern British means moody. Fawkes? As in Guy? But Santa… good heavens. Saint Beckham. That’s a whole new look for that family.
It goes with his tattoo atleast now…
Valentine starts with a V like Victoria.