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If Your Girl’s Still Jamming to “Viva La Vida,” Then You’re Still Not Getting Laid

Here’s a pretty interesting little study done by a dating website.  Have you ever wanted to know if you were going to get lucky on a first date but couldn’t muster up the courage to carelessly toss back your hair and say “Yo, are we bangin’ later or what?”  We’ve all been there, but thanks to these nifty findings, all you have to do is pay attention to her music preferences!

Coldplay fans are the least likely music fans to have sex on a first date! A dating site compared users’ music tastes with responses to the question “how far would you go on a first date?” and found Coldplay fans to be prudes (preferences instead include cuddling, caterwauling, staring into someone’s green eyes, etc.). Other acts whose fans are not likely to have sex on the first date are Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kings of Leon. Perhaps Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” is being taken as a descriptive warning? Anyway, acts whose fans will totally give it up on a first date include Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West, and Gorillaz.

I can totally see the easy people’s taste in music – have you ever met anyone who loved Kanye AND Metallica AND wasn’t DTF? That creature doesn’t exist in nature, friends.  I found the prude music a little more surprising though.  Not the Coldplay part, Coldplay fans are total prudes, but Katy Perry?  I thought Katy Perry fans were super into skintight jeans and boobs and stuff.  And Lady Gaga, that’s got to be wrong.  I can’t even begin to count the number of Little Monsters I’ve seen gyrate around to “Bad Romance” and scream something like “I just want to get fucked!”

What do you guys think?  Do these findings seem accurate? What artists’ music would you classify as prudish or easy?

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  • My favorite band of all time is Metallica – I think they mixed up Katy Perry fans with Metallica fans

  • They don’t break it down by gender and I feel like that’s a big classifier. One set is TYPICALLY mostly males while the other is TYPICALLY females. And although most chicks are few are willing to admit they are totally dtf.