I know a lot of you probably thought, ‘Damn, if this is what happens when you set up camp on the sidewalk of a busy metropolitan area, I’m going to do my hipster brooding elsewhere,’ you’re wrong – Samantha Ronson was not hit BY a bicycle, she was ON a bicycle that biffed.
Sam claims that while riding her BMX, she swerved to avoid an oncoming car and took her face out instead. She posted this photo on her Twitter along with the caption “Wear a helmet kids!!! Let this be a lesson… if you have a driver’s license you probably don’t need to be on a bmx bike.”
Speedy recoveries to Ronson, who ended up with something like nine stitches in her grill. … Damn, baby.
Why is that picture of Gary Busey in an article about Sam Ronson?
Know what BMX stands for? It stands for “Bitch Makin’ eXits.”