So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan’s current situation:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
Lindsay Lohan had “Fuck You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.
Well, Lindsay’s awesome former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, did not take too kindly to those words, so she told Joan about it:
Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully
It looks to me like Samantha totally won that little Twitter battle, because Joan didn’t respond to that. Lindsay did though – with a retweet, a “thank you,” and a winky face. A beautiful ending to such a remarkable tale of courage.