Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz what seems like an hour ago, she’s being mad shady about sharing custody of their son Bronx, and to top it off, we now know she’s, at the very least, canoodling with. Don’t know who that is? Me neither, but he’s in some pop punk band called Chiodos. To top it off? His band is signed to Pete’s record label and one of his personal friends. Nice, Ashlee!
Rumors of Pete’s “erratic behavior” being the cause of their split sound even less credible now that we’ve seen this. I am defender #1 of any and all Simpsons (except Joe,) but fucking a close friend of your ex is a really great way to say, “I’d like to cause you a lot of emotional pain and alienate you on as many levels as possible.”
Not a good look, girl.