According to a source close to MiMi, she’s already secured the following items for her little prince and princess:
18-carat gold trim with ivory walls
Walk-in wardrobes full of Petit Trésor designer clothes
A top-of-the-range sound system
Flatscreen TVs that come down from the ceiling
Chelsea Sleigh cribs
Glam Glider chairs
$1 million red-crushed velvet, 24-carat gold and onyx sofa used for Michael Jackson’s shows
Clara changing table
Well, if we’ve learned anything from this, it’s that the best vaginas to come out of are the rich ones. And that these babies’ first birthday party is probably going to outdo all of our weddings.
GAHTDAMN, I love Mariah Carey. What a crazy bitch.