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Macaulay Culkin Rebounds With a Porn Star

Another day, another classy, classy lady leaking details of her hook up with a celebrity to the press.

Irene Lopez, a Spanish porn star, was recently seen and photographed hanging out with former child star and ex-boyfriend of Mila Kunis, Macaulay Culkin, at a Barcelona live sex club. When asked about her time spent with Mac, Irene managed to act surprised while providing more information to the press, saying, “The last time I was with him, no one found out about it. I don’t know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it.”

The last time? You mean you’ve been “with him” more than once, girl?

Unlike other porn stars who have done the damn thing with famous dudes best known for their relationships with other ladies, Irene seems to “care” about Mila and Macaulay’s recently canned relationship saying, “If there is a possibility that he goes back with Mila, I don’t want to be an obstacle. The breakup is really fresh. I don’t want to cause him any harm. He’s a good person.”

I love that she says she doesn’t want to be an obstacle, as if it may be difficult for Macaulay to get over her or like Mila may be jealous. Delusional!

Let’s be real: There’s hardly ever a nail in the coffin more final than whomever your ex fucks after you, and a porn star just may be the worst option ever.

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