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Mila Kunis was ‘born to be a mother’

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Mila Kunis is a lot of things. She’s a woman, an actress, a wife, a friend, a daughter, and any number of things we don’t know because she’s a celebrity and we aren’t in her life. However, according to one source, she was “born to be a mother”. Sweet sentiment, I suppose, since she just gave birth to daughter Wyatt last week, but uh… really?

From People:

“Mila was born to be a mom,” the source says. “She is a kid herself and will be the best mom ever. She will never be a glamour-puss. Their lives will change, but not nearly as drastically as other couples, because they were so ready to be parents and knew what responsibilities they had in store.”

“Ashton has wanted to be a parent for so long. He is ready to do anything necessary to take care of the baby. He is ecstatic,” the source adds.

I’m glad that she’s loving motherhood and that the baby will be loved and well cared for, but no one is “born to be” a parent – you want or don’t want kids (or have or don’t have kids) on a variety of factors. Was Ashton born to be a father? I know it’s a small nitpicky thing, but men are never talked about in that way.

In any case, it’s nice of “Source” to give us an update that’s not an update at all about their lives. So much for them having any privacy and the ability to enjoy their new daughter in peace!

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reveal their daughter’s name (and a picture?)

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher welcomed their first child together this week, a little girl who we now know is named… Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. I didn’t think I’d like the name, and probably for a boy I wouldn’t, but I like traditionally male names for females and I think this is kind of cute.

Ashton announced the name and the arrival of his daughter on his website, A+, along with lots of photos a bunch of babies, one of which is apparently theirs. I think it’s this one:

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Aww… cute, right? Already looks like Mila in the eyes, I think! Here are the others for you to decide:

In any case, here’s what Ashton had to say:

Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world.  May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.

Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.

Indeed.

Mila Kunis gives birth to a baby girl

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It’s finally here! Just days after she was photographed looking absolutely miserable and long overdue while shopping in a Los Angeles Target, Mila Kunis has finally given birth to Ashton Kutcher‘s baby. It’s a girl, though we don’t yet know what the name is.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai — the hospital of choice for many celebrities.

We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room.

They came by themselves — no entourage, no family.

Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year.

Well that’s that! I bet she’s pretty stoked to not be pregnant anymore (as I imagine all women are when they finally give birth) and I’m sure the baby is adorable because most babies are, even if they do look like little wrinkled old people (isn’t that WHY they’re cute?). I’m sure more details will be coming out about this in the coming days, but for now, that’s all ya get.

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Pregnant Mila Kunis shops at Target just like us

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Can I just take a minute to ask a very serious question, here? How the hell long has Mila Kunis been pregnant? Homegirl is rivaling Jessica Simpson for the longest pregnancy in history, I feel. And frankly, she looks pretty miserable about it – though to be fair, she could be miserable because she can’t even shop in Target in peace without a paparazzo’s camera in her face. I suppose that’s more likely. Either way, I feel for the girl.

In any case, Mila was on the hunt for bargains at an LA Target. No word on what she bought (because seriously, who cares?) or any of that, but she looks – other than fed up – really healthy. She hasn’t even got the swollen pregnancy ankles! (Having never been pregnant, I kinda assume that happens to most pregnant women, so it’s always surprising to see a lack of third trimester cankles.) But seriously, when is she due?!

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are like Ross and Rachel, apparently

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Okay, who here knew that Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother? They’re completely fraternal and look nothing alike (as you’ll see below), but Michael, the lesser known Kutcher, gave an interview to US Weekly recently in which he gushed about his impending unclehood, his future sister-in-law and how Ashton and Mila Kunis are totally meant to be and are like Ross and Rachel (from Friends, obviously) – they just took a 14 year break.

“My sister and Ashton are both expecting—it’s so exciting for the whole family!” Michael told Us. “Ashton and Mila are so excited to be parents.” The rest of the Kutcher clan is pretty thrilled, too. “I have a 9-year-old myself, and a 4-year-old, and there’s a 16-year-old in the family,” he said. “We’re so excited to expand the cousins of the new generation.”

So will the whole family be at the Two and a Half Men actor’s wedding to Kunis, 30? “I don’t really know. Obviously we have to hold some of that stuff close to the vest, but it’s going to be amazing,” Michael told Us. “I mean, I love Mila.”

“Those two reunited after 14 years, and I think they were meant to be,” he continued of the pair, who first met as costars on the sitcom That ’70s Show. “It’d be like Ross and Rachel getting married [from Friends], like David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston getting married!” he quipped.

“They make such a great couple,” he added of his brother and his brother’s fiancee. “I’m so happy for them, I really am. Ashton is in a really great place right now.”

Aw, that’s sweet. They’re definitely nothing like Ross and Rachel (how dare you slander their names!) but I do think they strangely kinda work together, and I dig Mila and feel like she’s a pretty logical person, so I’m guessing Ashton isn’t as big of a tool as he is sometimes portrayed (or portrays himself).

Here’s Michael and who I think is his new wife. For the record, Michael was born with cerebral palsy and has done a lot of campaigning for the cause (this photo was taken at an event for it):

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Mila Kunis wants men to stop saying “we’re” pregnant

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Mila Kunis seems pretty chill – I’ve always liked how she’s come across in interviews and while I don’t think she has the most impressive acting resumé, I’m probably just not the target audience for her projects, and that’s cool. Anyhow, she’s been keeping an extra low profile now that she’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher‘s kid, so it’s nice to see her giving an interview and putting dudes in their places.

That’s right, Mila is sick of men saying “We’re pregnant!” when telling others that they and their partners are expecting a baby. Turns out, you don’t get to say that shit since you’re not the one carrying the baby and growing it inside your body for nine months.

As Mila so eloquently put it on Jimmy Kimmel Live, “Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.”

Obviously this was done for comedic effect, but I’m sure there is a bit of serious annoyance in there somewhere… especially when you’re swollen and uncomfortable and making a person. Never having had a baby (and never planning to), I can’t say for sure – what do you think, moms of Evil Beet?

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Ashton Kutcher is a good samaritan and a really bad mechanic

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Ashton Kutcher is going to be a father soon, so it’s comforting to hear that he seems like a genuinely good guy who’s always willing (though perhaps not particularly able) to help those in need. You see, Ashton helped a motorist whose battery needed a jump in the Hollywood Hills this weekend… though not without a bit of trouble first.

From TMZ:

The driver tells us … his car battery died while he and his group were hiking in the Hollywood Hills … so they pushed the whip to a nearby street and tried flagging down anyone who would stop.

Ashton was driving down the street when he spotted the group … pulled over and was asked if he could help jump start their car.  Problem was — he had a passenger and said he had to drop her off at home but he would return.   The group thinks the passenger was Mila Kunis.

Shockingly … Kutcher came back and got down to work, trying to jump start the battery.  But first things first … he opened his hood and had big trouble finding his own battery … because it’s in the trunk!  Ashton eventually accomplished his mission.

All’s well that ends well, I suppose.