There were a hundred, but we’re just going to talk about the Top 5, because that’s always the most important part of the list, when you’re “ranking” people, right? The higher echelon? Because the rest of the list wasn’t all that impressive (really, Maxim? You really felt the need to put J Woww at slot number 74, higher than Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings? Because come on), we’re going to feature the top five, and if you really feel the compulsion to find out who the other 95 women were, you can mosey on over to Maxim‘s site and check them out there. I don’t even know who some of the women were.

Ahem.

#5 – Olivia Wilde

#4 – Katy Perry

#3 – Mila Kunis

#2 – Olivia Munn

#1 – Bar Refaeli

First, who made this list? A fifteen-year-old boy? Second, is said list from 2009, because I can think of a zillion other hot chicks that should be in the Top 5 list for 2012, and not one of these ladies (hot as they are) should be in the top 5. Third? The “world’s most beautiful women”? I know lots of people go crazy for Katy Perry and her fabulous rack, but I thought “most beautiful” generally meant “faces,” and not “bodies.” I don’t know.

Who belongs? Who doesn’t? Who thinks that the staff should be flogged with a herpe-infused cat o’nine tails for even including J Woww on the damn list?

But in what way? Did she become amazingly gorgeous, the object of so many desires? Nope, she’s always been that. Did she start dating someone that everyone hates, both because he was a dumb person to begin with but also because he’s dating our Mila? Nope, she’s already got that one covered too. So what could she have done?

Oh, yeah, she just saved someone’s life. No big deal.

From TMZ:

Mila Kunis just pulled a Patrick Dempsey and may have saved a man’s life … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell TMZ …  a 50-year-old man — who works in Mila’s house — collapsed Saturday in her L.A. home.  He suffered a violent seizure … choking, coughing up blood and vomiting.  He had bitten through his tongue.

A person on scene tells us … Mila came running, had her friend call 911, then rushed to the man’s side.

We’re told the 28-year-old actress grabbed the man’s head … turned it to the side so he wouldn’t choke … while another person stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue.

Law enforcement sources tell us … paramedics arrived on scene, rushed the man to the hospital, and he’s since made a full recovery. We’re told Mila volunteered to ride in the ambulance, but it wasn’t necessary.

Mila had quite the week.  The day before, her alleged stalker was taken away in cuffs after he showed up at her gym.

Have any of you guys ever saved someone’s life like this? Because I haven’t, and off the top of my head, I can’t think of anyone I know who has. Well, there was that one time that I was a camp counselor and I helped a little girl with a severe peanut allergy. I was in the pantry, and I somehow managed to knock a gigantic jar of peanut butter off the shelf, and my pants were absolutely covered in peanut butter. Like, I could scoop gobs and gobs of peanut butter off of my pants, it was gross, and that much peanut butter could have definitely hurt that poor girl if my legs got anywhere near her. My friend washed my pants while I took a shower (to get the peanut butter residue off my legs – it was so, so gross), and the girl never knew what happened. So maybe, in a small way, I pulled a Ryan Gosling too.

Do you guys have any neat stories?

From People:

The longtime friends and That ’70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara. While away, Kutcher, 34, and Kunis, 28, dined on sushi, shopped for fruit and flowers and spent plenty of time in private.

After driving up from L.A. together last Thursday, the pair were spotted grabbing a quiet sushi lunch for two the next day. Later that day, Kutcher looked on while Kunis bought sunflowers and blueberries at a roadside fruit stand.

They weren’t spotted out on Saturday but made a coffee run the next day before driving back to L.A., where a solo Kutcher took in the Lakers game court-side.

Last week Kunis’s rep denied rumors that the pair were an item after they were spotted going to dinner with friends and reportedly shopping for furniture.

Neither rep would comment on their weekend outing, but a Kutcher source tells PEOPLE that the Two and a Half Men star has long held a torch for Kunis.

“He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together,” says the source. “He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is. But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe.”

Adds the source, “It never happened, but I’m not surprised by this – at all.”

Are you guys surprised by this? Because I guess I’m not surprised by this. It’s not like we were caught off guard with it or anything—they were on a date just last week with “a bunch of friends.” Ashton’ll pretty much stick it in any willing party these days, and if these two are such “good friends” as they claim to be, then there’s nothing wrong with a little FWB, I guess, know?

Celebuzz has an exclusive source that says the two have had tons of chemistry:

“They have been close friends for years and there has always been a lot of chemistry. Whenever they are in between relationships, or aren’t seriously dating anyone, they tend to spend more time together.”

So, I don’t know. Are they or aren’t they? And if they are, do we care? Does this redeem Ashton from being a complete douchebag, or is Mila just another on a sex-string of attractive women post-divorce?

You know who’s supposedly not dating Ashton Kutcher? This girl. Mila Kunis. Yeah, after their “day-long” date the other day, sources are saying that Ashton’s forcing Mila to make statements with words like “friends for years,” and “casual friends,” and “dinner with friends.” Because why? I don’t know. I really don’t. Ashton can look no better (and no worse) in the public eye than he already does, so why bother with the damage control, you know?

Anyway, this is Mila Kunis sans fards. No makeup. And she looks pretty good, right? Makes you kind of wonder why some celebrities even really bother with the fanfare of getting all glitzed up and glammed out to go to the damned grocery store, when you have gals like this who are completely content and confident in who they are and how they look that they appear like this out in public. I give girlfriend credit, because she’s easily been one of the most sought-after chicks in Hollywood over the past year or so, and it apparently hasn’t gone to her head.

I guess the only advice I have for Mila is just don’t mess around with Ashton, girl. I’m sure it happened on the set of That 70′s Show, but it was like you were an entirely different girl back then. You’ve grown, and so has your career. Don’t go intermingling with douchebags that’ll only bring you down, OK?

What, are we back in 2002 now or something? According to X17, Ashton and Mila were photographed together on what appeared to be a day-long date, complete with flirty looks, hand-holding, and maybe a bit of circle time:

Ashton Kutcher has rebounded (again) after the breakup of his marriage to Demi Moore — this time, with his former That 70′s Show co-star Mila Kunis!

X17 photographers have spotted the actors together on multiple occasions, recently. Ashton and Mila have even spent the night at each others’ houses!

Today we saw the two furniture shopping and grabbing a sushi dinner together tonight at Asanebo in Studio city before they returned to Ashton’s new mega-mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

Our photographer tells us the couple looked more than cozy together inside the restaurant: “Ashton was touching Mila’s hand and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends — this was a full-on date!”

Mila was wearing skin-tight skinny jeans and super-high heels, while Ashton was in his uniform — a baseball cap and sweater. Ashton chauffeured, with Mila in the back seat.

Alright. So I might have been wrong about that whole “circle time” thing, but hey. Let’s not pretend it isn’t what it is, OK? I also know that Ashton’s a complete tool, but I’m thinking that I really, really like this pairing, and it’s not because I was a big fan of That 70′s Show back in the day. No, it’s because Mila’s one tough-ass bitch, and if anyone can hold her own against this gigantic bag of dicks, she’s probably it.

If you take away all of the ridiculousness that Ashton’s displayed over the past few years, and deduct his douchiness from his general net-worth, you might actually have a semi-decent person (granted, you’d have an entirely different person altogether, but that’s completely aside from the point), so I guess if I had to pair him with a reasonable, attractive, A-list-type woman, I’d probably choose Mila Kunis. I mean, wouldn’t you?

You wanna know who’s charming? Mila Kunis. No, really – she is. She did a sit-down for Harper’s Bazaar‘s April issue (where has this year gone already, seriously), where she talked about all of the starlets and their leaked photos, how she’s totally OK with her “weight gain,” and how she just adored being in a long-term relationship with the prisoner of war Macaulay Culkin (it was “fantastic”).

How she prevents nude scandals: “Well, I don’t send naked photos.” Then she laughs. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Mila emerged from Hackergate unscathed, unlike fellow actress Scarlett Johansson, who was allegedly a victim of the same culprit. “The sad thing is, she shouldn’t even have to explain who it’s for,” Mila says.

On Mac: Her last serious boyfriend was Macaulay Culkin, whom she dated for eight years, until 2010. “It was fantastic,” she says. “I mean, I honestly think being single’s great. Being in a relationship’s great. It’s all about the timing. I loved it.”

What she does in off-time: “I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television.” She cooks too. “I can make anything out of leftovers. I want to be a judge on Top Chef.” She works out with a trainer three times a week, mostly because that enables her to keep eating and drinking. “My glass of wine and I are besties.”

Gaining weight, post Black Swan: After her drastic weight loss for Black Swan (20 pounds off her already lean frame), Mila notes that her body “has never been the same. My shape is different. When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones. When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas.” Like the rear? “No, I’d be happy if my ass got bigger. All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.” She’s wary of another role that would require a body transformation. “I’m not going to say I’d look forward to it, but if an offer came along, I’d do it.”

On dating: I don’t get asked out. This past year, I haven’t been home, so who’s going to ask me?”

On plastic surgery and enhancements: “I will not put a needle in my body unless I have a medical reason,” she says, “but ask me in 10 years. Right now, I’m like, ‘I’m going to embrace it,’ but … I’m probably going to want to have something done. I have no doubt.”

On first impressions: “People have interpretations of what you’re supposed to be like,” she says. “If you’re unattractive and overweight, you must have a great personality. If you’re attractive, then you must not be the nicest person. People are always taken aback that I’m easygoing but not necessarily stupid.”

Check out Harper’s for even more Mila coverage.