Ashton Kutcher has wasted no time moving on from Demi Moore after their divorce, and he’s now engaged and expecting a baby with Mila Kunis. While Demi has sorta kinda moved on with different dudes, apparently she’s still smarting from her relationship with Ashton and will be meditating the pain away when he decides to tie the knot.
From Radar Online:
“Demi knows she’ll have to endure hearing about the affair — which Ashton is telling mutual friends will be huge and full of A-list Hollywood and tech friends — and seeing pictures. But the wound is still fresh from their divorce and Demi doesn’t want anything to trigger a relapse.”
Moore is banking on details from her daughter Rumer Willis, who remains close with Kutcher.
“When she gets word, either through mutual friends or Rumer, about the exact date, she’s booking a trip to the yogic spiritual center of India, Rishikesh, where she’ll submerge herself in days of waking at 4 a.m., chanting, meditation, yoga by the Ganges River, light eating of only meager portions of vegan foods and dressing in saffron colored robes,” the source revealed.
“She’ll be cut off from all technology including phones, Internet and TV, so she’ll be able to avoid the whole thing.”
And her getaway isn’t just reserved for the wedding. “She plans a similar, though less intense and far away retreat to coincide with the birth of their child in October,” the source added.
Kinda fucked up that Demi is the one who comes out of this whole thing being painted like some sad sack who can’t get her shit together because ASHTON KUTCHER, the guy who hosted Punk’d, is not her husband anymore. I mean, I’m sure he’s different privately than he is as a public persona, and the heart wants what it wants and all that, but come on.
I’m on Team Demi here, and if she wants to do whip its and lose her damn mind, leave her to it!
April 21, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
After hearing the sad, sad news that Mila Kunis is actually carrying Ashton Kutcher‘s baby, it’s only natural that we start scrutinizing her body for any sign of such awful Hollywood things like fat ankles, bloating in the face and of course, a larger stomach.
That’s right, baby bump watch is in FULL SWING, and Mila Kunis is starting to show! You can see in the above photo, taken while she was “out shopping in Beverly Hills” (according to US Weekly), that she is indeed with child. Or maybe she just ate a really good burrito at Chipotle. Nah, that’s a baby.
Can’t wait to see the multi-page pregnancy spreads and the stories about how much fatherhood changes Ashton, ‘cos you know they’re coming.
Oh, and if you want some “inside” scoop (“shit made up by an intern”), here you go:
“They are happy, healthy, and excited to start a family,” an insider told Us Weekly of Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36. The Black Swan actress, in particular, “is all about being a mother,” the insider added.
LOL, okay. I would hope she’s all about being a mother, given the fact that SHE’S GOING TO BE ONE.
March 27, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
From US Weekly:
“This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.”
Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood.
Dear God, think about this: Ashton Kutcher is going to be someone’s father. The Punk’d guy. A baby. Let your mind wrap itself around that.
I guess this is all very exciting for the two of them, though, so, uh, congrats to the happy couple?
March 24, 2014 at 10:03 am by Jennifer
… Or at least it appears that way. Mila Kunis was spotted with a ring on THAT finger, so of course that means that Ashton Kutcher proposed, right? That’s how this whole thing works? No one that ACTUALLY knows has confirmed this news, but all the big mags seem to be unanimous in their reporting that Mila and Ashton are headed down the aisle ASAP.
From US Weekly:
Get ready for a downright gorgeous Hollywood bride and groom, because Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are ready to wed! The couple of nearly two years are engaged, a source confirms to Us Weekly. “She is crazy about him!” the source adds. The Jupiter Ascending actress dropped a subtle hint while shopping with her mom at The Grove in L.A. on Thursday, Feb. 27; she wore a baggy white sweater, jeans, sunglasses . . . and a noticeable ring on her engagement finger.
Cool! Is this like how John Mayer and Katy Perry were planning a June wedding cos she had that ring on, only now they’ve actually broken up? I mean, there was 100% accuracy in that story, so I imagine this is the same, right?
Who knows – I suppose there could be some truth to this story. Mila and Ashton have been together for a while and it seems like something in the realm of possibility, but I think everyone needs to just calm down with the wedding speculation for now.
February 28, 2014 at 5:30 am by Jennifer
Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore is official, so I guess he feels he’s finally ready to share a personal photo of him kissing his dear girlfriend Mila Kunis, which he did, on twitter (above). There’s been rumors floating around that they’re going to get married, and I’m not surprised.
I’m a little surprised though that he’s so open about sharing — then again, the photo is dark and it could be literally any two people. But, baby-steps, right?
He captioned the photo “Sunset #nofilter.”
Honestly I’m really happy that Kelso and Jackie are back together again.
Which TV couples would you like to see get together in real life? I kind of would love to see Ted and Robin from How I Met Your Mother together, but she’s happily married with a kid.
December 11, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Oh, Russell Brand. He’s a generally decent guy with a rampant sex addiction and a strange sense of humour, and you’d got to admire his forthright-ness about some of the shit he’s done in the past. His latest “revelation” is that he tried getting with Mila Kunis back in the day, only to get knocked back when she told him she was dating Macaulay Culkin. Oh, snap!
From The Mirror:
He was married to one ofthe world’s hottest women and previously bragged about having sex with more than a dozen birds in one night.
But Russell Brand still regrets missing out on adding another notch to his severely splintered bed post.
The edgy comedian was filming with Mila Kunis when he tried to charm the gorgeous actress only to discover she was already dating someone.
And the serial shagger – who debuted his new stand-up Messiah Complex world tour in London last night – was stunned when he found out the Hollywood stunner was seeing “the lad from Home Alone”.
He gushed about Mila: “She’s so gorgeous, just so gorgeous and I was chatting her up and got the conversation around to have you got a boyfriend, and then you know that feeling of how long do I have to entertain a conversation?
“Then I go away and she keeps talking about her boyfriend Mac, this is when I was on Sarah Marshall. Eventually she said he’s coming tomorrow and there was some sort of fanfare, she was so excited.
“Then when he came it wasn’t Mac – it was Macaulay Culkin. He’d got longer and looked pale and scared of himself, like a shaved horse.
“There was a horror about him and I thought, ‘you can’t f**k him – that’s the lad from Home Alone’.”
LOL to that. Just goes to show you, Russell, looks aren’t everything! Not that he’s the world’s handsomest guy or anything, but I’d venture to say he has slightly more sex appeal than Kevin McAllister. Also, good for Mila for not being pulled in by him. That would have been a DISASTER.