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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are married

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are parents to an adorable baby girl named Wyatt already, but it looks like they might have experienced another major life change in recent months, as well: they’re apparently married. While neither of them has come out and said the words “WE EXCHANGED VOWS” as such, Mila was asked whether she’d already tied the knot with Ashton during an interview with James Corden on The Late Late Show on Monday night, and she didn’t exactly deny it.

So yeah, they’re married, right? Good for them. Ashton has always been a bit of a dolt, but I feel like he’s been marginally less obnoxious since he got with Mila. Maybe that’s just in my brain, though, since we haven’t really seen all that much of him since they got together. And maybe that’s the point. Mazel Tov, anyway.

On a side note, what do you guys think of James Corden on the show? I’ve seen people bugging out about how they couldn’t understand his accent and I thought a) How on earth did you understand Craig Ferguson when he was on the air? and b) Seriously? God help you if you ever go to Manchester, Essex, North Yorkshire or basically anywhere other than Mayfair in London.

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We finally have a photo of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s daughter Wyatt!

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Mila Kunis gave birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher back in October, but so far, the details about the little one have been pretty minimal. It’s a little girl, and her name is Wyatt Isabelle. And now we have pictures! Pictures, I say!

Some Twitter user with the handle @cyruskstew posted the above photos, though it’s unclear how they got a hold of them in the first place, and it’s worth mentioning that Twitter has since removed them, probably because, you know, they weren’t made to be a professional photoshoot.

She is adorable, for sure, though – It’s hard to tell which of her parents she looks more like just yet, but she is cute, don’t you think?

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Mila Kunis was ‘born to be a mother’

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Mila Kunis is a lot of things. She’s a woman, an actress, a wife, a friend, a daughter, and any number of things we don’t know because she’s a celebrity and we aren’t in her life. However, according to one source, she was “born to be a mother”. Sweet sentiment, I suppose, since she just gave birth to daughter Wyatt last week, but uh… really?

From People:

“Mila was born to be a mom,” the source says. “She is a kid herself and will be the best mom ever. She will never be a glamour-puss. Their lives will change, but not nearly as drastically as other couples, because they were so ready to be parents and knew what responsibilities they had in store.”

“Ashton has wanted to be a parent for so long. He is ready to do anything necessary to take care of the baby. He is ecstatic,” the source adds.

I’m glad that she’s loving motherhood and that the baby will be loved and well cared for, but no one is “born to be” a parent – you want or don’t want kids (or have or don’t have kids) on a variety of factors. Was Ashton born to be a father? I know it’s a small nitpicky thing, but men are never talked about in that way.

In any case, it’s nice of “Source” to give us an update that’s not an update at all about their lives. So much for them having any privacy and the ability to enjoy their new daughter in peace!

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reveal their daughter’s name (and a picture?)

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher welcomed their first child together this week, a little girl who we now know is named… Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. I didn’t think I’d like the name, and probably for a boy I wouldn’t, but I like traditionally male names for females and I think this is kind of cute.

Ashton announced the name and the arrival of his daughter on his website, A+, along with lots of photos a bunch of babies, one of which is apparently theirs. I think it’s this one:

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Aww… cute, right? Already looks like Mila in the eyes, I think! Here are the others for you to decide:

In any case, here’s what Ashton had to say:

Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world.  May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.

Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.

Indeed.

Mila Kunis gives birth to a baby girl

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It’s finally here! Just days after she was photographed looking absolutely miserable and long overdue while shopping in a Los Angeles Target, Mila Kunis has finally given birth to Ashton Kutcher‘s baby. It’s a girl, though we don’t yet know what the name is.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai — the hospital of choice for many celebrities.

We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room.

They came by themselves — no entourage, no family.

Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year.

Well that’s that! I bet she’s pretty stoked to not be pregnant anymore (as I imagine all women are when they finally give birth) and I’m sure the baby is adorable because most babies are, even if they do look like little wrinkled old people (isn’t that WHY they’re cute?). I’m sure more details will be coming out about this in the coming days, but for now, that’s all ya get.

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Pregnant Mila Kunis shops at Target just like us

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Can I just take a minute to ask a very serious question, here? How the hell long has Mila Kunis been pregnant? Homegirl is rivaling Jessica Simpson for the longest pregnancy in history, I feel. And frankly, she looks pretty miserable about it – though to be fair, she could be miserable because she can’t even shop in Target in peace without a paparazzo’s camera in her face. I suppose that’s more likely. Either way, I feel for the girl.

In any case, Mila was on the hunt for bargains at an LA Target. No word on what she bought (because seriously, who cares?) or any of that, but she looks – other than fed up – really healthy. She hasn’t even got the swollen pregnancy ankles! (Having never been pregnant, I kinda assume that happens to most pregnant women, so it’s always surprising to see a lack of third trimester cankles.) But seriously, when is she due?!

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are like Ross and Rachel, apparently

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Okay, who here knew that Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother? They’re completely fraternal and look nothing alike (as you’ll see below), but Michael, the lesser known Kutcher, gave an interview to US Weekly recently in which he gushed about his impending unclehood, his future sister-in-law and how Ashton and Mila Kunis are totally meant to be and are like Ross and Rachel (from Friends, obviously) – they just took a 14 year break.

“My sister and Ashton are both expecting—it’s so exciting for the whole family!” Michael told Us. “Ashton and Mila are so excited to be parents.” The rest of the Kutcher clan is pretty thrilled, too. “I have a 9-year-old myself, and a 4-year-old, and there’s a 16-year-old in the family,” he said. “We’re so excited to expand the cousins of the new generation.”

So will the whole family be at the Two and a Half Men actor’s wedding to Kunis, 30? “I don’t really know. Obviously we have to hold some of that stuff close to the vest, but it’s going to be amazing,” Michael told Us. “I mean, I love Mila.”

“Those two reunited after 14 years, and I think they were meant to be,” he continued of the pair, who first met as costars on the sitcom That ’70s Show. “It’d be like Ross and Rachel getting married [from Friends], like David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston getting married!” he quipped.

“They make such a great couple,” he added of his brother and his brother’s fiancee. “I’m so happy for them, I really am. Ashton is in a really great place right now.”

Aw, that’s sweet. They’re definitely nothing like Ross and Rachel (how dare you slander their names!) but I do think they strangely kinda work together, and I dig Mila and feel like she’s a pretty logical person, so I’m guessing Ashton isn’t as big of a tool as he is sometimes portrayed (or portrays himself).

Here’s Michael and who I think is his new wife. For the record, Michael was born with cerebral palsy and has done a lot of campaigning for the cause (this photo was taken at an event for it):

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