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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are like Ross and Rachel, apparently

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Okay, who here knew that Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother? They’re completely fraternal and look nothing alike (as you’ll see below), but Michael, the lesser known Kutcher, gave an interview to US Weekly recently in which he gushed about his impending unclehood, his future sister-in-law and how Ashton and Mila Kunis are totally meant to be and are like Ross and Rachel (from Friends, obviously) – they just took a 14 year break.

“My sister and Ashton are both expecting—it’s so exciting for the whole family!” Michael told Us. “Ashton and Mila are so excited to be parents.” The rest of the Kutcher clan is pretty thrilled, too. “I have a 9-year-old myself, and a 4-year-old, and there’s a 16-year-old in the family,” he said. “We’re so excited to expand the cousins of the new generation.”

So will the whole family be at the Two and a Half Men actor’s wedding to Kunis, 30? “I don’t really know. Obviously we have to hold some of that stuff close to the vest, but it’s going to be amazing,” Michael told Us. “I mean, I love Mila.”

“Those two reunited after 14 years, and I think they were meant to be,” he continued of the pair, who first met as costars on the sitcom That ’70s Show. “It’d be like Ross and Rachel getting married [from Friends], like David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston getting married!” he quipped.

“They make such a great couple,” he added of his brother and his brother’s fiancee. “I’m so happy for them, I really am. Ashton is in a really great place right now.”

Aw, that’s sweet. They’re definitely nothing like Ross and Rachel (how dare you slander their names!) but I do think they strangely kinda work together, and I dig Mila and feel like she’s a pretty logical person, so I’m guessing Ashton isn’t as big of a tool as he is sometimes portrayed (or portrays himself).

Here’s Michael and who I think is his new wife. For the record, Michael was born with cerebral palsy and has done a lot of campaigning for the cause (this photo was taken at an event for it):

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Mila Kunis wants men to stop saying “we’re” pregnant

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Mila Kunis seems pretty chill – I’ve always liked how she’s come across in interviews and while I don’t think she has the most impressive acting resumé, I’m probably just not the target audience for her projects, and that’s cool. Anyhow, she’s been keeping an extra low profile now that she’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher‘s kid, so it’s nice to see her giving an interview and putting dudes in their places.

That’s right, Mila is sick of men saying “We’re pregnant!” when telling others that they and their partners are expecting a baby. Turns out, you don’t get to say that shit since you’re not the one carrying the baby and growing it inside your body for nine months.

As Mila so eloquently put it on Jimmy Kimmel Live, “Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.”

Obviously this was done for comedic effect, but I’m sure there is a bit of serious annoyance in there somewhere… especially when you’re swollen and uncomfortable and making a person. Never having had a baby (and never planning to), I can’t say for sure – what do you think, moms of Evil Beet?

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Ashton Kutcher is a good samaritan and a really bad mechanic

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Ashton Kutcher is going to be a father soon, so it’s comforting to hear that he seems like a genuinely good guy who’s always willing (though perhaps not particularly able) to help those in need. You see, Ashton helped a motorist whose battery needed a jump in the Hollywood Hills this weekend… though not without a bit of trouble first.

From TMZ:

The driver tells us … his car battery died while he and his group were hiking in the Hollywood Hills … so they pushed the whip to a nearby street and tried flagging down anyone who would stop.

Ashton was driving down the street when he spotted the group … pulled over and was asked if he could help jump start their car.  Problem was — he had a passenger and said he had to drop her off at home but he would return.   The group thinks the passenger was Mila Kunis.

Shockingly … Kutcher came back and got down to work, trying to jump start the battery.  But first things first … he opened his hood and had big trouble finding his own battery … because it’s in the trunk!  Ashton eventually accomplished his mission.

All’s well that ends well, I suppose.